BBV4L HELP ME WRITE PREFORMANCE REVIEWS:

[Dids]

All of my reviews should be like this:

Listen [censored], I hired them, so they're good. They were good enough that they left me alone so I could surf 2p2 and chat on IRC. They didn't [censored] up much cept for the retarded one.

Saddly, instead this is the damn form I have to use. HATE HATE HATE HATE finding new ways to say the same thing for 6 people in 5 catagoires.'

Soooo [censored] glad when this will be over.

Instead there is this gay form. Plz make up employees (you'll probably be close enough to reality) and fill it out for me. Remember to provide examples if you give them an exceeds expectations or needs improvement.

Job Knowledge

Demonstrates a solid understanding of EO products and services, specific job requirements and departmental and organizational policies and procedures. Is well versed on the use of EOS database, and other software, tools and resources needed to complete tasks associated with role. Provides high quality information.

Problem Solving

Gathers and analyzes information and uses it to develop effective solutions to difficult problems or situations.
Knows when she is empowered and expected to make decisions on her own, and understands who should have input before a conclusion is reached.
Customer Service

Maintains a respectful and professional relationship with external and internal customers. Provides complete and accurate information to peers, customers and campus partners with within a reasonable time frame. If unable to provide an immediate response, provides the customer with a timeline in which they can expect a response. Emails and voice mails are returned within 24 hours if at all possible.

Communication

Writes, speaks, and presents information clearly, accurately, effectively and persuasively across communication settings. Demonstrates good listening and oral communication skills. Written communication is accurate and professional. When working in a team setting, employee is able to listen to all viewpoints and work well within the team context. Employee maintains professional and respectful relationships with customers (external and internal), co-workers and supervisors.

Planning and Organizing

Assignments and projects are completed within specified time frame; has strong follow-through with all pending inquiries; deadlines are consistently met. Identifies long and short term goals; initiates projects; work is organized and prioritized appropriately. Demonstrates flexibility by adjusting to unexpected situations; uses new methods for improved efficiency.

[joeblack]

Just attach this photo to all your blank forms (they will understand).

[doubLe a tom]

[Blarg]

For By-Tor:

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Job Knowledge

Provides asswipes.

Problem Solving

Understands who should have input before a conclusion is reached.

Customer Service

Maintains a respectful and professional relationship with external and internal toilet jokes. Provides complete and accurate asswipes.

Communication

When working in a team setting, employee is able to be an [censored].

Planning and Organizing

Asswipes are prioritized appropriately. Demonstrates flexibility by adjusting to unexpected situations with asswipes.

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[sebbb]

pm sent

[27offsuit]

Once completed, please post the review of the old bat who drives you nuts.

[bmwguy525]

Definitely don't tell them to DIAGF....

[Dids]

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pm sent

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Most def the weirdest PM I have ever received. Frightened that you may have taken this request seriously.

[sebbb]

I got so levelled lolo

It didnt take much effort to cut and paste so it's ok