What compels people to break such obvious urinal ettiquette?

otnemem · #1 06-26-2007, 07:41 PM

I go to the bathroom today at work. The particular bathroom is sort of in a desolate part of my floor (there's not a lot of people coming and going). I go to the far right of three urinals. Nobody else is in the bathroom. Some guy comes in and goes to the middle urinal, right next to me. Why would anyone ever choose to do this? I glanced at the left-side urinal on the way out to see if there was anything wrong with it, but it looked fine. Whenever this happens, I automatically assume teh gay (half of my office is - advertising), but it just seems so calculated and blatant. Any other thoughts?

NT! · #2 06-26-2007, 07:42 PM

BBV

slothinator · #3 06-26-2007, 07:43 PM

You're a homophobic bathroom nit? It's not like he unzipped his fly and said "hey, wanna see what I can do?".

LocustHorde · #4 06-26-2007, 07:45 PM

That aint so bad. What's worse is when you're going #2 in a large bathroom and then a guy uses the stall next to yours and ends up stinking up the joint and making rude noises out his ass

otnemem · #5 06-26-2007, 07:52 PM

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You're a homophobic bathroom nit? It's not like he unzipped his fly and said "hey, wanna see what I can do?".

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You clearly have no concept of what a homophobe actually is. I hate how easily people let that term fly. I would bet I've had more relationships with gay men - both professional and personal - than you've ever seen on TV.

mbillie1 · #6 06-26-2007, 07:53 PM

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You're a homophobic bathroom nit? It's not like he unzipped his fly and said "hey, wanna see what I can do?".

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Ummmmmm if you don't see the problem with what that other guy did then YOU'RE probably the bathroom-etiquette-violating creepy guy.

slothinator · #7 06-26-2007, 07:54 PM

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That aint so bad. What's worse is when you're going #2 in a large bathroom and then a guy uses the stall next to yours and ends up stinking up the joint and making rude noises out his ass

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"Hey buddy, how 'bout a courtesy flush over there!"

slothinator · #8 06-26-2007, 07:58 PM

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You're a homophobic bathroom nit? It's not like he unzipped his fly and said "hey, wanna see what I can do?".

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Ummmmmm if you don't see the problem with what that other guy did then YOU'RE probably the bathroom-etiquette-violating creepy guy.

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Seriously, there's two urinals, he chose the one next to OP. Yeah, it's a little wierd, but nothing to get freaked out about. If there were 10 urinals and he chose to stand next to OP, I'd venture to say that situation would bother anyone-including myself.

And for the record, I would have selected the other urinal. I'm not a bathroom creepy guy.

IggyWH · #9 06-26-2007, 07:59 PM

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I would bet I've had more relationships with gay men

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This might be the first time I've seen this brag before.

slothinator · #10 06-26-2007, 08:00 PM

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You're a homophobic bathroom nit? It's not like he unzipped his fly and said "hey, wanna see what I can do?".

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You clearly have no concept of what a homophobe actually is. I hate how easily people let that term fly. I would bet I've had more relationships with gay men - both professional and personal - than you've ever seen on TV.

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I don't really care about your personal relationships with gay men; you can detail that in another forum. I like how you come after me for throwing out homophobe in a sarcastic post after you stated that the bathroom creep must be "teh ghey" for standing next to you.