How to chase money vs a maniac. at 25NL w/ Half yur Roll on the table

dimeetrees · #1 06-23-2007, 05:34 PM

first this happens.

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Button ($34.25)
Hero ($21.05)
BB ($130.28)
UTG ($22.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Button calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, BB raises to $11.75, Button folds, Hero raises to $21.05 (All-In), BB calls $9.30.

Flop: ($42.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($42.35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($42.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $42.35

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Kd (three of a kind, aces).
BB has 5c 5d (full house, fives full of aces).
Outcome: BB wins $42.35. 

then this happens.

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Button ($65)
Hero ($50)
BB ($9.75)
UTG ($116.33)
MP ($22.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Button calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.75, Button folds.

Flop: ($3.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

Turn: ($3.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $3, BB folds, UTG calls $3.

River: ($9.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $15, Hero calls $15.

Final Pot: $39.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 4d 4h (full house, fives full of fours).
UTG has 2h Kc (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $39.25. 

then its like...wtf... hes crazy... i call

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Button ($65.65)
Hero ($70.05)
BB ($7.75)
UTG ($72.98)
MP ($9.25)
CO ($42.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG bets $72.98 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls $69.95 (All-In), 1 fold.

Flop: ($143.28) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($143.28) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($143.28) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $143.28

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jh Ah (high card, ace).
UTG has Ac Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $143.28. 

then its like...dammit, im stuck, coinflip time.

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Hero ($46.80)
SB ($8.50)
BB ($188.03)
UTG ($11.90)
MP ($39.30)
CO ($43.55)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.5, 1 fold, BB raises to $12.25, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $46.8 (All-In), BB calls $34.55.

Flop: ($94.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($94.20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($94.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $94.20

Results in white below: 
Hero has 2h 2c (two pair, queens and twos).
BB has Jc Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $94.20. 

DAMMIT I CANT WIN A COINFLIP THIS GUY IS PISSING ME OFF.

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Button ($8.40)
SB ($232.43)
BB ($11.65)
UTG ($39.05)
MP ($43.55)
Hero ($50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, Button calls $0.25, SB raises to $12.1, BB calls $11.40 (All-In), UTG calls $11.85, Hero calls $11.85, Button calls $8.15 (All-In).

Flop: ($56.35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players, 2 all-in)
SB calls $220.33 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $37.90 (All-In).

Turn: ($314.58) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players, 4 all-in)

River: ($314.58) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players, 4 all-in)

Final Pot: $314.58

Results in white below: 
Button has Ks Tc (one pair, tens).
SB has Qs Ah (one pair, queens).
BB has 5d 5c (three of a kind, fives).
Hero has 9d 7c (one pair, nines).
Outcome: SB wins $259.58. BB wins $55. 

WOW...this is... just...annoying... Ill get him...

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Button ($53.50)
SB ($26.70)
BB ($43.30)
Hero ($50)
MP ($258.53)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $1, MP calls $1, Button calls $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold.

Flop: ($4.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP bets $6, Button folds, SB folds, Hero raises to $49 (All-In), MP calls $43.

Turn: ($102.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($102.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $102.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Qc (flush, king high).
MP has Jh 4d (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $102.25. 

[censored] it, we're deep, i might as well chase and get paid.

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Button ($232.03)
SB ($52.25)
BB ($42.55)
Hero ($99.65)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls $0.25, Button calls $0.25, SB raises to $1, BB calls $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, Button calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $2.5, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $2.50.

Turn: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero calls $10.

River: ($29) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $45, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $74

Results in white below: 
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: Button wins $74. 

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Button ($51.25)
SB ($41.55)
Hero ($86.15)
UTG ($10)
MP ($246.08)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG (poster) checks, MP raises to $20, 2 folds, Hero raises to $86.15 (All-In), UTG calls $9.75 (All-In), MP calls $66.15.

Flop: ($182.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($182.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($182.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $182.40

Results in white below: 
Hero has 8s 8h (one pair, eights).
UTG has Ah 3h (high card, ace).
MP has As Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP wins $182.40. 

Dammit, hes lucky as hell...

I win!

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Button ($38.45)
Hero ($57.35)
BB ($9.65)
UTG ($364.37)
MP ($50.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $10, 2 folds, Hero calls $9.90, 1 fold.

Flop: ($20.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $25, Hero raises to $47.35 (All-In), UTG calls $22.35.

Turn: ($114.95) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($114.95) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $114.95

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5c 8c (three of a kind, eights).
UTG has Ad Qd (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $114.95. 

Finally, aces! Im getting this guy.

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Button ($9.15)
SB ($309.52)
BB ($48.25)
UTG ($38.45)
Hero ($111.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, SB raises to $309.52 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG folds, Hero calls $110.20 (All-In).

Flop: ($421.97) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($421.97) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($421.97) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $421.97

Results in white below: 
SB has Kc Ah (two pair, sixes and fours).
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $224.40. SB wins $197.57. 

WHAT , ACES TWICE IN A ROW? SWEEEEEET!

IM trapping...

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Button ($197.57)
SB ($48)
BB ($38.20)
Hero ($221.40)
MP ($9.15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, Button calls $0.25, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, Button bets $5, SB folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $20, MP folds, Button calls $15.

Turn: ($41.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero calls $201.15 (All-In), Button calls $177.32 (All-In).

River: ($419.72) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $419.72

Results in white below: 
Button has Ac 2h (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ah Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $419.72. 

SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hero ($416.37)
SB ($5.65)
BB ($50)
UTG ($58.10)
MP ($30.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, SB raises to $0.75, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50.

Flop: ($2.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, MP bets $2.25, Hero raises to $7.75, SB calls $4.90 (All-In), MP calls $5.50.

Turn: ($23.15) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP checks, Hero bets $22, MP calls $21.70 (All-In).

River: ($66.85) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $66.85

Results in white below: 
Hero has 8s Tc (two pair, tens and eights).
SB has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
MP has Ac Td (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $66.84. 

Ok im sitting out gg, tiltfest is over.