I literally threw up

[NoahL]

So I'm up all night with this super [censored] cold and I really don't want to take nyquil for the 4th night in a row. So I play some 1/2 nl. I;m doing allright, having an ok time when all of a sudden my drunk roommate comes home, totally blind sides me pins me down and is bitchslapping me left and right.
I proceed to go into a coughing fit and I threw up all over him and my computer, RIGHT AS I GET DEALT KK.

Despite having thrown up on him, he decided not to retaliate till after I play my KK, but I'm so grossed out by the puke, I time out.

My roommate (6'5 210 lbs) (fyi compared to me 5'7, 175) then wiped my own throw up on my sheets from his clothes and face.

Long story short, I think he needs some serious punishment. He has committed three sins. Making me fold KK, making me throw up, then wiping my vomit on my bed sheets.

I have now cleaned up my computer, but I need to do something about the smell

I am open to suggestions.

[TheJokerIsWild]

OD on Nyquil...it's fun.

[GSykes]

I would kill him in his sleep

[The_Taj]

have a garbage bag next to your computer so you can throw it over it when you see him coming next time.

[filsteal]

I'm so disappointed that you didn't throw up because of an actual hand.

[mmbossman]

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I'm so disappointed that you didn't throw up because of an actual hand.

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[killsadie]

lol thats awesome, he just runs in and starts bitch slapping you. thats so funny to picture.

[Berky]

lol pukeaments

[Alobar]

he made you puke, I say you make him puke

Jerk off into a rubber, then video tape yourself draining the contents of said rubber out into his milk. Then after a couple days show him the video tape.

[bustofornow]

jesus