Recent Romance

professorlove59 · #1 06-14-2007, 02:22 PM

During the past weekend, I drove over to the local Walmart with a few friends. We entered the store in awe of its reasonable prices, but remained focused on the task at hand. We were determined to buy the new WineMaster2000, an instrument that now came with dual levers and special cork-extracting action. I split up from the group and walked due east for about 10 minutes. That's when I saw her. Standing among the light bulbs and Chap Stick was a woman for whom I felt an odd attraction. She told me that her name was simply "Joop." Perhaps it was the aphrodisiacal fumes of the Chap Stick, however, knowing that "whatever happens in Walmart, stays in Walmart" I did what came natural. We made sweet love for well over an hour right there in the aisle. She might not have looked, smelled, or even felt too good, but there was something about Joop that was special. I must have lost consciousness, for when I came to, she was gone.

PITTM · #2 06-14-2007, 02:24 PM

first

MasterLJ · #3 06-14-2007, 02:25 PM

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That's when I saw her. Standing among the light bulbs and Chap Stick was a woman for whom I felt an odd attraction

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Do you normally feel that way towards your Aunt?

professorlove59 · #4 06-14-2007, 02:27 PM

im not even going to dignify this with a response

skipperbob · #5 06-14-2007, 02:36 PM

Did she meet the minimum WM standards [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]250Lbs. Broken English Only. 65 years of Age [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

professorlove59 · #6 06-14-2007, 02:45 PM

i saw a list of measurements yesterday that said 1 bu. potato = 60 lBs. Im not sure what the bu. stands for, but Joop wasnt a pound over 5 bu potatoes.

Humble Pie · #7 06-14-2007, 02:54 PM

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We were determined to buy the new WineMaster2000, an instrument that now came with dual levers and special cork-extracting action.

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I want a review from 2+2's official Sommelier.

mindcirkus · #8 06-14-2007, 04:32 PM

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im not even going to dignify this with a response

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lol you just did

Humble Pie · #9 06-14-2007, 05:22 PM

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[/ QUOTE ] lol you just did

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Now on to level 3!

blankoblanco · #10 06-14-2007, 05:26 PM

um what