Put tingling stuff on my manhood and couldn't get off T/R (no photos)

[Wretchy]

So I get lucky tonight and the chick has this tingling sex lotion. She puts it all over me, then puts the condom on and away we go.

I am going at it and can't release my load no matter how hard I try. Finally, I have to imagine myself having a three-way with Lindsay Lohan and Mandy Moore and I finish the deed.

Anyone else experience something like this before?

(Sorry, I didn't plan on this happening, so no pics, but I will see what I can do next time. At least I was able to go for about 40 minutes, and she thinks I'm an animal)

[Golden_Rhino]

How much did you pay her to have sex with you?

[Wretchy]

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How much did you pay her to have sex with you?

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Ask your mom.

[Golden_Rhino]

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How much did you pay her to have sex with you?

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Ask your mom.

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I get it. I am to infer from your witty retort that my mother is a prostitute. Where did you acquire your rapier like wit?

[CrazyEyez]

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Anyone else experience something like this before?

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Yes. On a regular basis I get myself off by picturing you, Lohan, and Mandy Moore going at it.

[kurosh]

one time some stupid bitch put an anti orgasm condom on me. maybe that is what seh did to you

[catalyst]

the tingling is crabs. have fun

[catalyst]

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anti orgasm condom

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a bit redundant isn't it?

[TobDog]

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Anyone else experience something like this before?

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Yes. On a regular basis I get myself off by picturing you, Lohan, and Mandy Moore going at it.

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