Hiring a personal assistant HELP

[JoEyPeNeLoPe]

So I half-jokingly batted this idea around for a few months with my buddies until I was finally approached by a dear friend who asked me to do her a favor and hire her friend and soon-to-be roommate so she could get her off her back. Her roommate seems very receptive to the idea of working for me and smiled at me yesterday. The more and more I thought about it, the more and more hiring a personal assistant makes me laugh and grin at the same time. Even if she can free up an extra hour per day, and I use this extra hour to play drinking games just 25% of the time, it still makes a lot of sense on paper.

So basically, here's the setup.

- I plan on paying her cash (completely off the books)..she sets her own hours, 5-10 hours per week.
- She will do honest to God bitch work for me...laundry, dishes, errands, etc.
- It is unavoidable for me to not see her socially.
- She has impeccable references...I can trust her, and I can feel confident that she will be able to handle anything I throw at her.

So I need some serious advice on this subject. It makes so much sense on paper, but I'm worried about some of the obvious pitfalls of more or less hiring a well-paid slave, especially one who will be hanging out with me and my friends.

Oh yes....other essential info

1. Yes, she is above-average hotness
2. No, I will not be able to tap that in the foreseeable future.

[mbillie1]

Just cut to the chase and go get a whore

[skunkworks]

Joey,

Are you BusterStacks/Full Rake?

[boomshakalaka]

2. No, I will not be able to tap that in the foreseeable future.

this is clearly a deal breaker. I mean really, isnt the point of having a hot secretary so that you can use the line "come into my office, I need to give you some dictation"?

[JoEyPeNeLoPe]

i will never reveal my true identity...


my assistant will be to make my lazy ass live a more leizurely life not so i can bang her

[whoisthedrizzle]

Maybe she can start posting in BBV4L for you too cause so far you're not very good at it.


PS: Keep posting in OOT though, they seem to like you

[JoEyPeNeLoPe]

thas actually a good idea... i'll have her create an account and post intelligent stuff in like some non poker forum cause she won't know poker then i can take over an account with like 10k posts and if i get banned SHES FIRED!

[Lurker.]

will this mean you will stop posting?

[Lurker.]

oh. and make her push all the buttons while you play poker. "fold, fold, pot, fold, call" etc. that way you can relax and just watch.

[JoEyPeNeLoPe]

good idea but i very rarely play online.. only live