PSA re: post-bm cleanup

kurosh · #1 11-23-2006, 05:18 AM

It has come to my attention that Americans and Europeans only use dry TP to wipe themselves.

Every Iranian household I've been in has had a watering pitcher in the bathroom.

If this is not available, I wet the TP with water.

I just wanted to let you all know that there is a better world out there.

edfurlong · #2 11-23-2006, 05:24 AM

You are a heathen.

absoludicrous · #3 11-23-2006, 05:24 AM

Every authentic Mexican house I've been in throws their TP in the [censored] trash. So [censored] disgusting.

Ron Burgundy · #4 11-23-2006, 05:28 AM

WANNA WIPE HU FOR ROLLZ?

yvesaint · #5 11-23-2006, 05:28 AM

i have a native american child who i keep on a leash lick my butt clean. he calls upon the sun and the moon and the cry of the wolf to cleanse my ass of all impurities. i call him Dog Who Licks Others

captZEEbo · #6 11-23-2006, 05:38 AM

i want this setup:

edfurlong · #7 11-23-2006, 05:41 AM

Are you a midget? How do you even use that sink? Is it like a drinking fountain you operate with your feet?

ItalianFX · #8 11-23-2006, 05:43 AM

When I was in Kosovo, some houses didn't have toilets, so they had makeshift outhouses with holes dug out. They squatted and did their thing. I don't know how they cleaned it after awhile and I don't even know how they wiped.

Yeah, it sucked when we were doing cordon and searches and had to go into their little outhouses.

edfurlong · #9 11-23-2006, 05:45 AM

I had an outhouse when I was a kid. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

absoludicrous · #10 11-23-2006, 06:01 AM

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