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SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
OK.
so. Last night i ate waaay to much xanax and got drunk off my A$$. "Ussually" this is just your regular old brag. But ok. Anyways I partied like "nutz" and went home with this chick. All is well. ok; So anyways I wake up this morning in her bed only to see I CRAPPED MY PANTS. there is literally [censored] all over the bed its freaking disgusting. I am smart so i think up a plan. She is still passed out naked (brag) so I smear the [censored] all over her ass and manuver her over so shes laying in it kind of but its coming out of her ass. basically it looks like she [censored] the bed. Then i get the f0CK out of there. Seriously I'm laughing my ass off. I wonder if she'll even call me after this one but she's probably too embarressed cause she [censored] the bed! ahaha Beat: I crapped my pants Brag: I got away with it she thinks "it" was her Variance: I busted my stars account while hung over |
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
Ban for stealing a story everyone has heard a billion times and calling it your own.
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
I actually lol'ed at this. Finally a funny post from JoEyP, well done.
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
homeless guy crapped his pants yawn
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
This is, at least, the second post about you pooping. Quality stuff.
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
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This is, at least, the second post about you pooping. Quality stuff. [/ QUOTE ] really i don't remember the first one |
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
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homeless guy crapped his pants yawn [/ QUOTE ] lmao |
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
This would be so cool if it was an original story. Ban for plagerism.
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
this happened last night
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Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG
Did you wear gloves while smearing the poo poo on the villain's ass?
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