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Old 05-05-2007, 09:45 PM
JoEyPeNeLoPe JoEyPeNeLoPe is offline
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Default SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

OK.

so.

Last night i ate waaay to much xanax and got drunk off my A$$. "Ussually" this is just your regular old brag. But ok. Anyways I partied like "nutz" and went home with this chick. All is well. ok; So anyways I wake up this morning in her bed only to see I CRAPPED MY PANTS. there is literally [censored] all over the bed its freaking disgusting. I am smart so i think up a plan. She is still passed out naked (brag) so I smear the [censored] all over her ass and manuver her over so shes laying in it kind of but its coming out of her ass. basically it looks like she [censored] the bed. Then i get the f0CK out of there. Seriously I'm laughing my ass off. I wonder if she'll even call me after this one but she's probably too embarressed cause she [censored] the bed! ahaha

Beat: I crapped my pants
Brag: I got away with it she thinks "it" was her
Variance: I busted my stars account while hung over
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:46 PM
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

Ban for stealing a story everyone has heard a billion times and calling it your own.
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:47 PM
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

I actually lol'ed at this. Finally a funny post from JoEyP, well done.
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

homeless guy crapped his pants yawn
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:49 PM
Skoob Skoob is offline
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

This is, at least, the second post about you pooping. Quality stuff.
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:50 PM
JoEyPeNeLoPe JoEyPeNeLoPe is offline
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

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This is, at least, the second post about you pooping. Quality stuff.

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really i don't remember the first one
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:55 PM
VegasNick VegasNick is offline
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

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homeless guy crapped his pants yawn

[/ QUOTE ] lmao
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:01 PM
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This would be so cool if it was an original story. Ban for plagerism.
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:10 PM
JoEyPeNeLoPe JoEyPeNeLoPe is offline
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

this happened last night
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Old 05-06-2007, 01:06 AM
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Default Re: SERIOUSLY THIS IS A REDICULOUS BEAT MAYBE SLIGHT BRAG

Did you wear gloves while smearing the poo poo on the villain's ass?
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