Another awesome pocket aces thread

[holdme]

I get to [censored] drop down again. nl100 is so [censored] easy, but I can't play well consistently. and I always gotta take some stupid [censored] shot. or try to play hu. [censored] i've lost a lot hu. *sigh* It's like the 4th [censored] time i move up to 100 just to lose my money cuz i play like a [censored]. here are some farewell coolers from my short session today.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $167.20
CO: $18.50
Hero: $153.10
SB: $100.50
BB: $101

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($21, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $15</font>, SB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($51, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $33</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $128.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $42.5</font>.
Uncalled bets: $52.6 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $202
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Jh Qh like you didn't [censored] know that</font>

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $121.25
CO: $54.30
Hero: $99
SB: $81.25
BB: $238.05

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $13</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($26.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in $225.05</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $86</font>.
Uncalled bets: $139.05 returned to BB.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($198.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $198.5)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($198.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $198.5)


Results:
Final pot: $198.5
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Qc Qd like you didn't [censored] know that</font>

[Squareview]

wow its not just me

[adanthar]

hand 1 is funny because it's like a reverse zeebo theorem