Most EV you've ever lost beacause u gotta [censored]?

ski · #1 05-13-2007, 10:09 AM

I just ate some Red Curry for dinner and then loaded up some 25/50 tables (to [censored] rathole!!!!!). I just couldn't take it anymore and waited for my blinds for a few of them but ended up losing probably $35 in EV because I started [censored] my pants.

You?

ski · #2 05-13-2007, 10:11 AM

now that I think about it it was more like $50 in EV.

mbillie1 · #3 05-13-2007, 10:12 AM

I'm pretty sure I just lost some EV clicking on this thread

Mrage · #4 05-13-2007, 10:16 AM

I probably gained some EV by taking a [censored]-break because I'm terrible at poker.

Karak567 · #5 05-13-2007, 10:28 AM

Never. I'll take my laptop to the toilet to piss too. I never miss EV.

Rainclouds · #6 05-13-2007, 10:42 AM

Last time I went crapping during my session, it turned out that I got AA on one of my tables which would have flopped a boat. Now I just crap on my chair.

But seriously, I now go take a dump before my sessions and never miss any EV again.

pa3lsvt · #7 05-13-2007, 10:48 AM

I finished the first table of a DSO literally while I was moving my bowels. It was a 45 minute HU battle and I was pulling my best "Cheech in the factory during Up in Smoke" dance on the couch for 40 minutes. It seriously peeked out the bunghole when I shoved and plopped when I was called. MHIG and I was able to wipe my ass while waiting for the next round to start.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the laptop

Teh1337zor · #8 05-13-2007, 10:48 AM

i thought i missed a lot just now but the guy came back at hu

SixT4 · #9 05-13-2007, 11:03 AM

I hate it when you sit down on the toilet to take a [censored] and it's as if there's a freakin' horse shoved up there. We're talking about a [censored] of mammoth proportions. You start pushing it out, and at that moment you realise that your ass is never going to be the same again.

Georgia Avenue · #10 05-13-2007, 11:05 AM

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I'm pretty sure I just lost some IQ clicking on this thread

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