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I own a regular TV/monitor and prefer widescreen video. 106 80.30%
I own a regular TV/monitor and prefer fullscreen video. 18 13.64%
I own a regular TV/monitor and really don't care either way or it depends. 8 6.06%
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:07 AM
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Default What would u do for a job at google?

Here is the situation.

You are offered a great job at Google, it doesn't matter if you can do the job or not cause you'll mostly be playing fooseball anyways.

To get this job you have to suck off Sergey Brin once

You'll have the job guarenteed for 5 years and 5 years only @ 150k. You will not get any refrences from working there.

The other option is get a job till you want to retire 200k salary benefits pension etc you can work there for up to 20 years BUT you have to suck him off bi weekly.

Personal I would do option 1 in a second and my friend agrees he would also the second option i'd have to turn down.

What would you do OOT?
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:07 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

Also for the sake of the poll, pretend sueing him for sexual discrimination etc is not possible.
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:09 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

God, these polls are retarded. Please lock.
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:10 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

It's to early in the morning yet to be reading such bad threads.
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:20 AM
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:09 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

* ONE TIME
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:04 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

why is nos1nos2 still allowed here?
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:08 AM
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I'm confused. Is it a great job, or does it pay $150k?
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:17 AM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

Dumb thread. There are no jobs at Google that don't involve sucking root biweekly.
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:32 PM
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Default Re: What would u do for a job at google?

If ever a poll needed a Bastard option... it's here.

Ray
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