Picking Up Mature Woman (How?)

[john voight]

(Cliff Notes on Bottom)

Age: Early 20's

So for me, a mature woman is ranging from 34-41. 41= I gotta cut it off somewhere, so +/- a few years is alright.

My plan before I die, is to bang a milf. Now, IMO, I am not a hobbit who is socially challenged, I am just a careless person who doesn't really like to talk. However - when I am in the company of a female w/ the intent to bang, I will deff switch it up and talk as much as I can. I guess, my point is; I am no ladies man, but I am a few steps up from this guy:


At this point banging the milf is just an idea, I have absolutely no game plan, I don't know the slightest thing about old women (in fact I don't know [censored] about younger women either). I figure, I will be getting drunk most of the summer, hanging out w/ ppl, so I may as well nail a milf before school starts back up again.

I guess first of all I would need to know where they hang out (at home? haha), and what they are in to. And then maybe I could proceed from there. I am guessing there are many ppl out there w/ the same goal, so hopefully we can work as a team (like in the legendary myspace thread). BTW I am not ambitious, and would not mind banging a high 6 or low 7. (if the median female in U.S.A is a 5, then she is pretty ugly, thus 6.7 would be "mehh", when drunk.

tl;dr : have minimal skill w/ women, need game plan to find and bang chick in mid/late 30s.

[ike]

If you've got no problem paying for it, problem solved.

[Suiteness]

Hang out in hotel bars. Lots of older business women will sleep with any piece of young dick within a 3 mile radius. You won’t have any work to do, these cougars usually do it all. Just show up and you’re in.

Btw is that Bruiser in the pic?

[Heavens_Myst]

u think my physical appearanceis funny? ILL CUT U OP

[mason55]

(I've posted this story before in OOT I'm pretty sure)

I've banged a couple 35+. One was on Jan 2, I hadn't gone out the night before because anyone I would have wanted to go out with was out of town. So the next night all my friends got back and we celebrated a day late. We went to a local bar (this was in Fairfax, VA) and there was this decent looking older chick who was obviously very drunk. She seemed pretty interested in the Eagles highlights on TV so I said something to her and she came over to talk to me and my friends.

Somehow the topic of age came up and she asked us to guess how old she was. She was obviously 35+ but me, being the ladies man I am, said "26... 27?" and she instantly fell in love with me (wtf I can't believe that worked). So we all hung out for a bit and went back to her place, drank some more, and got it on listening to Journey on cassette tape.

So I don't know how to help you OP but that's my story about one of the older women I've banged. I was 22 at the time and she was like 41 I think.

[-Skeme-]

Buy one of these?

[Peter Harris]

you're 13 and this is a "catch a predator" gender reversal, right? the pic is just your bait.

[guids]

http://www.urbancougar.com/dens.php

[kylephilly]

Check out the early bird special at the local diner, you'll find something there

[z28dreams]

I was victim to a cougar attack recently at the grocery store.

While waiting in line and making small chat, she subtly mentioned that "Well, I live by myself, so I only buy 1/4lb at a time".

Uh oh.

You may want to try stores like trader joes, whole foods, etc.