OOT, introduce me

[d10]

I'm new to my company, and we're having a welcoming party this weekend. Someone has to give a short speech introducing me. He will be getting his information based off of a questionaire that I need to give him with the following questions. I'm calling on the collective mind of OOT to come up with some awesome answers. No serious answers allowed, just stuff that will make me sound arrogant, retarded, gay, whatever. I need ideas for:

a favorite color
hobbies
favorite song
special abilities
and "if I had $1M I would..."

[edfurlong]

favorite song: "Free Bird"

[TimTimSalabim]

special ability: 5-starring Free Bird on Guitar Hero

[Homer]

favorite color - confederate flag red

[kerowo]

1 million dollars? Largest accordion orchestra evar to play Free Bird.

[d10]

[ QUOTE ]
favorite color - confederate flag red

[/ QUOTE ]

This is good but I have no balls.

[NT!]

wait so you want smart aleck answers but you won't have the balls to put them on the questionaire

[d10]

[ QUOTE ]
wait so you want smart aleck answers but you won't have the balls to put them on the questionaire

[/ QUOTE ]

[censored] it, I'll use it, I think we have some confederate lovers in our company but hopefully they won't kick my ass.

[gamblore99]

"if I had $1M I would..."

JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS MATT

[NT!]

actually i probably wouldn't use that answer dude, if you're going to risk being totally ostracized you might as well do it for something slightly funnier

i would list your hobbies as cosplay, civil war re-enactment and harry potter LARPing