1000th post: Cwar vs ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$***

[cwar]

So I am a HUGE bankroll nit, I usually have 100+ buyins for the HU sngs I play, normally the $55 turbos. My friends have constantly ridiculed me about my nittiness little did I know that today everything would change. So I am grinding my normal $55s when I find a super fish, I had a really good read on him. Basically his strategy was to min bet every possible angle, he would min bet a bluff, as a cbet, as a block, for value trying to get raised everything, from this point on he will be known as it is written in my notes on Full Tilt: ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$***. Heres an example of ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$***'s genius:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1400
BB: t1600

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero calls t10 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, BB checks.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t40, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t20</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t90</font>, BB calls t70 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t220, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t20</font>, Hero calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t240)</font>.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t260, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t20</font>, Hero calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t280)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t300
BB showed 9h 5s
Hero mucks 4h 5d

MBK: thank you


So ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$*** and were playing I had QQ and he had AA we were close in chips and after the hand I somehow still had the chiplead. Now I NEVER berrate anyone except minbetters, they are pretty much the scum of the earth and besides being awesome at poker ridiculing them is my only goal in life (lol LHE). So after ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$*** shows me his AA I just crack up Im lol'ing in real life. The following conversation ensued:

Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
MBK:...

Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
MBK:...

Me:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
MBK: Your terrible play me in a 200

Fine bitch, we get to it:

Match #1 a 200 reg.
Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1790
MBK: t1210

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t60</font>, MBK calls t40 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t70)</font>.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t120, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MBK bets t300</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t1730</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MBK calls all-in t850</font>.
Uncalled bets: t580 returned to Hero.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2420, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2420)


River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2420, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2420)


Results:
Final pot: t2420
Hero showed Ac Jc
MBK showed 7s 2s

Match #2 220 turbo.
Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1730
BB: t1270

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t75</font>, BB calls t45 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t150, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t30</font>, Hero calls t30 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t180)</font>.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t210, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t30</font>, Hero calls t30 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t240)</font>.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t270, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t120</font>,
HOLY CRAP NOT A MIN BET ALARM BELLS

Hero folds.

MBK: nice lay donw
MBK: down

Bwahahah he cant spell, SCUM.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t1405
Hero: t1595

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB calls t15 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t45)</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t60, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets t60</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t240</font>, SB calls t180 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t360)</font>.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t540, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t500</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in t1135</font>, Hero calls t635 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t2175)</font>.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)


Results:
Final pot: t2810
<font color="#">Hero showed 8s 7d</font>
<font color="#">SB showed 7s 5s</font>

Since I have beaten ***$$$THE MINBET KING$$$*** I have taken his crown MWUA.

***$$$ALL HAIL THE NEW KING$$$***

[JohnEBlazed]

Damn, you're a douchebag.

[cwar]

I have a strange urge to play limit hold'em, is this normal?

[Squareview]

one day i dream....

[huggy bear]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn, you're a douchebag.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

.........

[cwar]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn, you're a douchebag.

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Yet im the one with the crown. Think about that.

[lexxor]

I think you rule. Hail the new king!

[Split Suit]

[danzasmack]

obv which 2p2er is this. based on sn he is a 2p2er no?