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Old 04-15-2007, 05:38 AM
TreyWilly TreyWilly is offline
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Default When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

The whole "think about baseball" thing never really worked much for me. I always had to work on keeping everything calm using more complicated methods with mixed results.

I had an epiphany last weekend, however, during a very pleasant afternoon with my wife. When I was close to putting an early end to things, I desperately tried to distract myself.

The first thing that came to mind was playing Ace-King in middle position to a raise in a $25 SnG. On a scale of one to 10 (one being flacid and 10 being the point of no return) I went from about a 9.5 to a 5 in a matter of seconds. It worked several times before the time was right. YMMV.

I admit, these thoughts did put me out of "the moment," but I was able to quickly get back into my duties. My wife never sensed a disconnect.

Has anyone else used this method? I wonder if the key is to think of something in which you're truly interested in order to achieve the proper distraction.
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:19 AM
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Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Coolidge, Harding, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush...

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113...
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:34 AM
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

Baseball and poker don't have jack on your Grandmother. If you really want to hold out like a porn star, just think of your grandparents. It's disgusting obviously, but that is the whole point isn't it?
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:44 AM
Mason Hellmuth Mason Hellmuth is offline
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

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Bush, Clinton, Bush...

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This wouldn't work for me at all. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 04-15-2007, 10:08 AM
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

I'll pass on the grandmother. And I don't know about poker. What if you imagine getting aces?
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Old 04-15-2007, 10:53 AM
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

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The first thing that came to mind was playing Ace-King in middle position to a raise in a $25 SnG. On a scale of one to 10 (one being flacid and 10 being the point of no return) I went from about a 9.5 to a 5 in a matter of seconds. It worked several times before the time was right. YMMV.

I admit, these thoughts did put me out of "the moment," but I was able to quickly get back into my duties. My wife never sensed a disconnect.

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"Honey, I was just thinking of raising AK in MP just now, did you feel any disconnect between us?"
"No"
"Cool" Keeps going.

Standard.
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Old 04-15-2007, 11:19 AM
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

Yea, i've used the poker thing before as well, but mine was always playing a mid PP to a raise and how my actions would differ if i was playing cash, MTT, STT etc. This was usually to stop me getting bored during a one night stand or something though (esp if it was on one of our pull a pig nights!)
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Old 04-15-2007, 01:32 PM
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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day....
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Old 04-15-2007, 02:01 PM
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lol nostaminaments
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Old 04-15-2007, 05:12 PM
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Default Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?

I find thinking about omahi hi/lo odds or triple draw helps slow things down alot.
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