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When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
The whole "think about baseball" thing never really worked much for me. I always had to work on keeping everything calm using more complicated methods with mixed results.
I had an epiphany last weekend, however, during a very pleasant afternoon with my wife. When I was close to putting an early end to things, I desperately tried to distract myself. The first thing that came to mind was playing Ace-King in middle position to a raise in a $25 SnG. On a scale of one to 10 (one being flacid and 10 being the point of no return) I went from about a 9.5 to a 5 in a matter of seconds. It worked several times before the time was right. YMMV. I admit, these thoughts did put me out of "the moment," but I was able to quickly get back into my duties. My wife never sensed a disconnect. Has anyone else used this method? I wonder if the key is to think of something in which you're truly interested in order to achieve the proper distraction. |
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Coolidge, Harding, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush...
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113... |
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
Baseball and poker don't have jack on your Grandmother. If you really want to hold out like a porn star, just think of your grandparents. It's disgusting obviously, but that is the whole point isn't it?
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
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Bush, Clinton, Bush... [/ QUOTE ] This wouldn't work for me at all. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
I'll pass on the grandmother. And I don't know about poker. What if you imagine getting aces?
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
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The first thing that came to mind was playing Ace-King in middle position to a raise in a $25 SnG. On a scale of one to 10 (one being flacid and 10 being the point of no return) I went from about a 9.5 to a 5 in a matter of seconds. It worked several times before the time was right. YMMV. I admit, these thoughts did put me out of "the moment," but I was able to quickly get back into my duties. My wife never sensed a disconnect. [/ QUOTE ] "Honey, I was just thinking of raising AK in MP just now, did you feel any disconnect between us?" "No" "Cool" Keeps going. Standard. |
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
Yea, i've used the poker thing before as well, but mine was always playing a mid PP to a raise and how my actions would differ if i was playing cash, MTT, STT etc. This was usually to stop me getting bored during a one night stand or something though (esp if it was on one of our pull a pig nights!)
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day....
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
lol nostaminaments
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Re: When it comes to orgasm control, is poker the new baseball?
I find thinking about omahi hi/lo odds or triple draw helps slow things down alot.
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