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Old 04-01-2007, 05:33 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!!!!!

As soon as you click the "Sit Out Next Blind" button, the Pokerstars client recognizes you are leaving, and although it doesn't care who wins or loses, it wants to keep the money in circulation for rake purposes. Also, when you click "Sit Out Next Blind" and then lose a monster, you instantly unclick it, rebuy, and proceed to play for 4 more hours. This is why you always lose a monster right at the end.

Are there any flaws here?
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:42 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!!!!!

nope, looks like u figured it all out
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:44 PM
nichtsnutz nichtsnutz is offline
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

How does it work at other sites where there's no "sit out next blind"-button?
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:44 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

theory is solid
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

The answer is to obviously fold everything but AKs, and fold the flop unless you hit the royal.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

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How does it work at other sites where there's no "sit out next blind"-button?

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Other sites are clearly not as intricately rigged as stars.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:47 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

Solution:
Always end a session by means of ritual sacrifice - wait for QQ+ - open fold it and close Stars in Task Manager.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:48 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

yea this theory is almost as true as the fundamental theorem of poker
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:50 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

I just don't use it. I wait until my BB hand is done and then pour a bucket of water on my computer.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:53 PM
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Default Re: I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHY STARS RAPES YOU AT END OF EVERY SESSION!!!!

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I just don't use it. I wait until my BB hand is done and then pour a bucket of water on my computer.

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