Oh sweet justice.

[gettym]

I'm playing this douche HU $100NL, and I keep owning him and getting him down to like $20-$30, and this [censored] kept happening when he was low...

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gettym [Ac Qh]
gettym raises to $3
mckie03 calls $2
*** FLOP *** [6s 5s 2h]
mckie03 checks
gettym bets $5
mckie03 calls $5
*** TURN *** [6s 5s 2h] [Qs]
mckie03 bets $27.80, and is all in
gettym calls $27.80
mckie03 shows [9s Ad]
gettym shows [Ac Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6s 5s 2h Qs] [8s]
mckie03 shows a flush, Queen high
gettym shows a pair of Queens
mckie03 wins the pot ($71.10) with a flush, Queen high
gettym: Wow jesus
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $71.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6s 5s 2h Qs 8s]
Seat 1: mckie03 (big blind) showed [9s Ad] and won ($71.10) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: gettym (small blind) showed [Ac Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens

lololol


and then he plays this QQ brilliantly

FullTiltPoker Game #2090928526: Table Jade (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:38 ET - 2007/03/28
Seat 1: mckie03 ($49.90)
Seat 2: gettym ($131)
mckie03 posts the small blind of $0.50
gettym posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gettym [Kd Kh]
mckie03 raises to $49.90, and is all in
gettym calls $48.90
mckie03 shows [Qh Qd]
gettym shows [Kd Kh]
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs As]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs As] [9h]
gettym: omfg
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs As 9h] [3h]
mckie03 shows three of a kind, Queens
gettym shows a pair of Kings
gettym: i hate poker
mckie03 wins the pot ($99.30) with three of a kind, Queens
mckie03: whew
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Qs As 9h 3h]
Seat 1: mckie03 (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and won ($99.30) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: gettym (big blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

So, it's been 1hr and 40 mins and i'm pretty tired of this clown and this hand occurs(tell me how terribly i played it bbv!)

FullTiltPoker Game #2091027146: Table Jade (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:34:24 ET - 2007/03/28
Seat 1: mckie03 ($108.80)
Seat 2: gettym ($110.50)
gettym posts the small blind of $0.50
mckie03 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gettym [Kd 4d]
gettym raises to $3
mckie03 raises to $5
gettym calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c 2h]
mckie03 bets $10
gettym raises to $25
mckie03 calls $15
*** TURN *** [Tc 5c 2h] [As]
mckie03 bets $1
gettym raises to $25
mckie03 has 15 seconds left to act
mckie03 calls $24
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5c 2h As] [3c]
mckie03 checks
gettym bets $55.50, and is all in
mckie03 calls $53.80, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1.70 returned to gettym
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gettym shows [Kd 4d] (a straight, Five high)
mckie03 mucks
gettym wins the pot ($217.10) with a straight, Five high
mckie03 is sitting out
gettym is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $217.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 5c 2h As 3c]
Seat 1: mckie03 (big blind) mucked [Jd Jc] - a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: gettym (small blind) showed [Kd 4d] and won ($217.10) with a straight, Five high

yeah, so 1 hr and 40 mins later I was +40, he was -80 and rake was +40.