Describe the worst smell ever?

[GambleGamble]

Stepped into my roomates room the other day and was hit with a stench and been thinking of the best way to describe it....

some ideas so far:
smells like beer farts and rotten old spice
smells like semen and afro sheen
smells like brian boitanos armpit sweat and cornbread
smells like spoiled breast milk and mop water from a KFC
smells like wilt chamberlains jock and raw shrimp stuck in your tit fat for 6 days
smells like roseanne barres used tampon and a 3 day old filet o fish
smells like a fat guys belly button lint and a bag full of cat pussys

...I need more ideas????

[splashpot]

Smells like bigfoot's dick.

[GambleGamble]

..I realized im pseudo ripping off anchorman just now, which makes me a tool

[miajag]

I described a suitemate's room in college as smelling "like someone emptied a can of tuna on the floor three days ago and came back last night and took a dump on top of it."

[punkass]

combination of feet, fart, old fish, and sewage would probably make me retch on spot.

[prohornblower]

I once left a package of ground beef in my car for 3 days in 100 degree weather. Worst smell ever. I still remember exactly. I felt Satan's presence in that smell.

[Skoob]

...after Rod Stewart got his stomach pumped.

[jesusarenque]

I'm Ron Burgandy?

[captZEEbo]

OP,

i'm not sure if you're planning an insult, but these all reek of trying TOO hard, akin to yo-mama jokes

i like the tuna joke

[prohornblower]

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OP,

i'm not sure if you're planning an insult, but these all reek of trying TOO hard , akin to yo-mama jokes

i like the tuna joke

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