Brag: Lil bro is a balla

Teh1337zor · #1 03-21-2007, 02:55 PM

So I get an I'm from my little brother who is in 9th grade and it goes like this.

Him: Yo
Me: Sup bro?
Him: I just got suspended for 2 days
Me: For what
Him: My teacher told me I was going no where in life.
Me: Wtf you got suspended for your teacher saying that to you?
Him: No, I said who is she to tell me I'm going nowhere in life seeing as she makes 30 thousand dollars a year.
Me: Nice

EricLindros · #2 03-21-2007, 02:57 PM

Did she reply that she has half the year off and has better pension/retirement benefits than 75% of the US?

Still, I don't see how that's a suspensionable offense.

Teh1337zor · #3 03-21-2007, 03:00 PM

yeah its bs my county is gay I got suspended like 6 times in hs for nothing

SmokeyRidesAgain · #4 03-21-2007, 03:01 PM

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Still, I don't see how that's a suspensionable offense.

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Asking her to be pimped out for some cash on the side probably is though.

Karak567 · #5 03-21-2007, 03:01 PM

In my 12 years of school I never once got even a detention.

MTUCache · #6 03-21-2007, 03:03 PM

More importantly, when are we doing another Competitive Eating event where you steal your friends money, eat lots of good food, and we all profit?

30 Sliders, 6 Large Fries, and 5 Cherry Cokes FTW.

Teh1337zor · #7 03-21-2007, 03:05 PM

good idea Ill do one soon

g.GREENBERGSTEIN · #8 03-21-2007, 03:09 PM

I GOT SUSPENDED FOR CALLING A TEACHER A DIRTY JEW

bonds · #9 03-21-2007, 03:14 PM

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In my 12 years of school I never once got even a detention.

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there's a custom title in there somewhere

whoisthedrizzle · #10 03-21-2007, 03:17 PM

after the first sentence of your post i thought this was going to be about your brotha hooking up with his teacher.

still a good story tho.