What are your biggest pet peeves at the poker table?

[cellm8]

The guy who asks "Can you beat this?" shows a 9-4 offsuit to a heads-up raiser before he folds.

The guy who grabs two stacks of chips to call a $10 bet. (home game pet peeve)

The guy who insists the only reason he loses is because he is surrounded by bad players.

The guy who complains how bad the beats are on the internet every time you see him.

The guy in the small friendly game who keeps challenging everyone at the table to "step up to his level."

The guy facing a raise who stops the game to ask the player to his left "Are you going to fold?" because he is desparate to show someone his cards before he throws them away.

[amirite]

Jump Jump
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Kris Kross is not having anything today
As we stand there totally krossed out
We commence to make you

Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump

Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
How high? Real high
Cause I'm just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin' with somethi' to keep you jumpin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I'm dumpin'
And ain't something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe that

Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump

I let myself knockin' knockin'
I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin'
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back
They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental
And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental

Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump

Now, the formalities of this and that
Is that Kris Kross ain't comin' off wack
And for all ya'll sucks that don't know
Check it out

Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy

I make you wanna
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe dat

[Dan87]

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[Ban Dright]

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The guy who asks "Can you beat this?" shows a 9-4 offsuit to a heads-up raiser before he folds.

The guy who grabs two stacks of chips to call a $10 bet. (home game pet peeve)

The guy who insists the only reason he loses is because he is surrounded by bad players.

The guy who complains how bad the beats are on the internet every time you see him.

The guy in the small friendly game who keeps challenging everyone at the table to "step up to his level."

The guy facing a raise who stops the game to ask the player to his left "Are you going to fold?" because he is desparate to show someone his cards before he throws them away.

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