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Old 12-22-2006, 04:19 AM
snakekilla88 snakekilla88 is offline
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Default What should I have done BBV?

So I head out to my local casino to play a live donkament, mainly because I was bored and haven’t played live in awhile. The casino I go to always offers nl poker tournaments for a buyin of $25. On Thursday and Sunday they make the buyin $55 for the true ballers. So I sign up for the $55 tournament and the structure sucks as usual. You get a stack of t5,000 blinds are t100/200 and they go up every 15 minutes. The tournament tends to play like a $6.5 online. I have been to this tournament before and recognize a lot of faces, most of them are regulars who come everyday yet still play poker absolutely horrible.

Okay onto what happened. Here is the fifth hand that came up at table. UTG limps, 3 other limpers, Button raises t1000, I am on SB with AA and make it t2500, UTG goes all in for t5000, limpers fold, Button goes all in for t5000, I call for t5000.

UTG has AK
SB has KK
I have AA

Some random guy at the table, who hasn’t said a word the whole night decides to speak up. I tried my best to find a good picture of what he looked like this is best I could find…
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He said this exactly to me “I have a feeling you are going to lose this”… “prepare to lose”. I am thinking wtf….whatever.

Flop Q J 6 rainbow
Guy then says “if theres a ten you are gone”
Turn 3
Guy then says “Ten on river plz”
River 10
Guy then says “YES I knew it…muahhahahahha muhahahhahaha muhahahhaha”

Everyone at the table is like- that’s one tough beat kid but that one ugly dude with glasses keeps laughing really loud and its super annoying. As I am walking out of the casino I can still hear him laughing at me. He wasn’t even involved in the hand, and we have never talked or anything before. This guy literally might be retarded or he is just a huge jackass. I just walked out and smiled and didn’t say a word but once I got in the car I was kind of mad and wanted to go stab him with my car key. Ughh…

Brag: I got my money in good.
Beat: I am playing a donkament and some guy owned me.
Double Beat: I wanted to play live really bad, and only played 5 hands total.
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:25 AM
HossTheBoss HossTheBoss is offline
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

lol, that guy is hillarious, you got pzzd, you should have challenged him to a 10k fight obv
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:29 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

You should have waited in teh parking lot.


I'm pretty sure that douche wouldn't have been smiling when you got through with him.
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:31 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

why did this thread make me lol so hard
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:41 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

awesome...I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] snakekilla88
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:49 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

the only good line here is a 10k fight
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:06 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

I disagree. You either say say, 'nice playing with you,' or you stab him repeatedly. There is no room for middle ground in a situation like this.
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:15 AM
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Default Re: What should I have done BBV?

Like the average poster in here you couldn't say anything. I dont think you should either
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:19 AM
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Like the average poster in here you couldn't say anything. I dont think you should either

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Are you saying the 'average poster' is le puss? Or a man of fine character able to turn the other cheek?
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:23 AM
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Yes and no
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