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Old 03-13-2007, 02:52 AM
Weir Weir is offline
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POKERSTARS GAME #8878591538: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/03/13 - 02:41:52 (ET)
Table 'Aretaon' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tiltmastr ($63 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir ($223.40 in chips)
Seat 5: LvPktKngs ($244.30 in chips)
Seat 6: SmokedYou ($213.80 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
LvPktKngs: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kh Kd]
SmokedYou: folds
tiltmastr: raises $6 to $8
Weir: raises $16 to $24
LvPktKngs: raises $220.30 to $244.30 and is all-in
tiltmastr: folds
Weir: calls $199.40 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5s 4d 7c]
*** TURN *** [5s 4d 7c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [5s 4d 7c Ac] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
LvPktKngs: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Aces)
LvPktKngs collected $452.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $454.80 | Rake $2
Board [5s 4d 7c Ac Js]
Seat 1: tiltmastr (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Weir (small blind) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: LvPktKngs (big blind) showed [Ah Ks] and won ($452.80) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: SmokedYou folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #8878081707: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/03/13 - 01:44:00 (ET)
Table 'Aretaon' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: adam001 ($232.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Munsterman ($169.25 in chips)
Seat 3: artist02 ($179 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir ($367.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Duffs#1fan ($503.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Maui6 ($106.40 in chips)
adam001: posts small blind $1
Munsterman: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Kd Ks]
artist02: calls $2
Weir: raises $8 to $10
Duffs#1fan: folds
Maui6: folds
adam001: folds
Munsterman: raises $18 to $28
artist02: folds
Weir: raises $274 to $302
Munsterman: calls $141.25 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 7c]
Munsterman said, "ok"
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 7c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 7c 6h] [4d]
Munsterman said, "gay"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Munsterman: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Weir: mucks hand
Munsterman collected $338.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $341.50 | Rake $3
Board [Th Jd 7c 6h 4d]
Seat 1: adam001 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Munsterman (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($338.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: artist02 folded before Flop
Seat 4: Weir mucked [Kd Ks]
Seat 5: Duffs#1fan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Maui6 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #8878475315: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/03/13 - 02:26:53 (ET)
Table 'Aretaon' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: iamapoc ($101 in chips)
Seat 2: Redhawk984 ($126.15 in chips)
Seat 3: chzpitt ($139.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir ($205.40 in chips)
Seat 5: LvPktKngs ($222.30 in chips)
Weir: posts small blind $1
LvPktKngs: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Tc Ts]
iamapoc: folds
Redhawk984: raises $4 to $6
chzpitt: raises $10 to $16
Weir: calls $15
LvPktKngs: folds
Redhawk984: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 5s 9h]
Weir: checks
chzpitt: checks
*** TURN *** [3s 5s 9h] [6d]
Weir: bets $25
chzpitt: raises $53 to $78
Weir: raises $100 to $178
chzpitt: calls $45.80 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [3s 5s 9h 6d] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Tc Ts] (a pair of Tens)
chzpitt: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Aces)
chzpitt collected $285.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $287.60 | Rake $2
Board [3s 5s 9h 6d As]
Seat 1: iamapoc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Redhawk984 folded before Flop
Seat 3: chzpitt (button) showed [Qd Ah] and won ($285.60) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Weir (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: LvPktKngs (big blind) folded before Flop

I MOVED UP TO PLAY FOR HIGHER STAKES AND STUFF
I OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
I HATE POKER SO GODDAMNED MUCH
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:56 AM
Stake Monster Stake Monster is offline
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that last hand is so funny
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:09 AM
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no it isnt
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:12 AM
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death to people who find it funny when someone runs bad or gets sucked out on. one of my friends laughs sometiems when i tell him a bad beat story and it makes me want to punch him in the face everytime
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:34 AM
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Weir: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
LvPktKngs: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Aces)

[/ QUOTE ]
i can see why he loves pocket kings
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:04 AM
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:07 AM
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I AM PLAYING AGAINST YOU RIGHT NOW BUT WHERE'S MY COLDDECKING OF YOU WTF
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:24 AM
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PokerStars Game #8879216835: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/03/13 - 04:20:38 (ET)
Table 'Aretaon' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: drk_sde ($278.70 in chips)
Seat 2: billyjex ($199 in chips)
Seat 3: mrp123 ($231.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Weir ($246.10 in chips)
Seat 5: chingyan ($196.75 in chips)
Seat 6: SmokedYou ($445.10 in chips)
mrp123: posts small blind $1
Weir: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Weir [Qc As]
chingyan: folds
SmokedYou: folds
drk_sde: folds
billyjex: raises $6 to $8
mrp123: folds
Weir: raises $16 to $24
billyjex: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kc 2d]
Weir: bets $25
billyjex: calls $25
*** TURN *** [Ah Kc 2d] [Td]
Weir: checks
billyjex: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kc 2d Td] [3c]
Weir: checks
billyjex: bets $75
Weir: calls $75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
billyjex: shows [5d 4s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Weir: mucks hand
billyjex collected $246 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $249 | Rake $3
Board [Ah Kc 2d Td 3c]
Seat 1: drk_sde folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: billyjex (button) showed [5d 4s] and won ($246) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: mrp123 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Weir (big blind) mucked [Qc As]
Seat 5: chingyan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SmokedYou folded before Flop (didn't bet)


if billyjex could teach me how to do this, id really appreciate it
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:36 AM
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Why did you check the turn?
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:37 AM
Hrkac Hrkac is offline
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his owner sprinkled some flakes into the tank

so he got distracted

do you see what i am saying
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