Rate My Snowman (SFW)

[CrazyEyez]

I made this Saturday (w/ my daughter). It is all melted now.

Please rate from 1 to 10, with 1 being a sno-cone, and 10 being a yeti.

You may use any, but not all, of the following statistics to make your decision:

1) time of construction: 45 minutes
2) my age: 30
3) number of snowmen I have made prior to this one: 0
4) number of years I've lived in Minnesota: 14
5) height (snowman): 4ft 8in
6) height (me): 6ft 2in
7) names of neighbors to the north: Jim and Jan
8) snowiness of materials: 12 on the stimp meter
9) number of snowman arms my dog chewed during construction: 1

*** I reserve the right to post a new pic which includes my daughter if poll results do not meet my expectations.

[daryn]

very good, classic style, 8

[guids]

How the heck have you never made a snowman? How about phallic symbols, or boobies?

[cata1yst]

The middle is a little too small in proportion to the bottom. Other than that...nice!

[4_2_it]

I gave it an 8. I could have gone to a 9 with a corncob pipe and the right hat.

[Homer]

I give it a 9. I like the classic style, but he needs a top hat (-0.9 pts) and has a ghetto booty (-0.1 pts).

[bottomset]

3) number of snowmen I have made prior to this one: 0
4) number of years I've lived in Minnesota: 14

wtf

you have at least made a huge snow fort right?

[Ronnie Coleman]

this thread is worthless without pictures of your daughter.

nice snowman btw lol.

[guids]

PS, I gave it an 8 orginally, but on closer inspection I have a question, are those coals or rocks on for teh buttons/face?

[Shadowrun]

9, because you forgot the top hat