Two micro stakes donkament regulars meet

[Fiksdal]

I was playing under the ColdWinther name. I play micro stakes 45 man tournaments on Full Tilt a lot, and I have noticed this guy several times. He is one of the few guys in these tourneys who doesn't seem to suck complete horse dick, and he is winning. So when I fired up one this morning, I see him on my starting table.

ColdWinther: Yo Osama
OsamaBinBush: f.u.
ColdWinther: wtf?
ColdWinther: lol
ColdWinther: are you mad because my TT held up against your AK on that bubble?
ColdWinther: what did I ever do to you buddy?
ColdWinther raises to 160
OsamaBinBush: i think i dont like u
ColdWinther: hmmmm
ColdWinther: ok
OsamaBinBush: mr allin
ColdWinther: dude
ColdWinther: we all play the game the way we want
ColdWinther: that is nothing personal
*** FLOP *** [2c 5d Td]
iabuvu is feeling angry
Vaderr checks
ColdWinther bets 300
Vaderr folds
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to ColdWinther
OsamaBinBush: maybe im wrong
OsamaBinBush: i thought i was pissed at you
OsamaBinBush: cant remember why
ColdWinther: probably because you lost a coinflip vs me
OsamaBinBush: didnt remember the hand
ColdWinther: we were chipleaders at a bubble, and my 1010 got it in against your AK
ColdWinther: and then the board came AKQ.. and then a J
OsamaBinBush checks
iabuvu checks
ColdWinther: lol and you got a big angry
OsamaBinBush: oh ya that was shi.t
OsamaBinBush checks
ColdWinther: LOL
ColdWinther: well yeah I can imagine
iabuvu bets 840, and is all in
OsamaBinBush folds
ColdWinther: anyway, I see you are a consistant winner at these tourneys, so I'm sure you'll be alright
OsamaBinBush: ok sorry about the fu then
OsamaBinBush: the str was bs though
ColdWinther: hahaha yeah I know.. ftp is rigged
ColdWinther: see you heads up
OsamaBinBush: i know u like the allin
ColdWinther raises to 100
GobiLux raises to 250
OsamaBinBush: i have notes
ColdWinther: well yeah.. when stacks get shallow
ColdWinther calls 150
OsamaBinBush: do u call my allin if i dont raise your preflop with 1010
*** RIVER *** [2h 9h 7h 5d] [8s]
ColdWinther checks
GobiLux checks
OsamaBinBush: with that flop
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ColdWinther shows [As Kc] (Ace King high)
GobiLux mucks
ColdWinther wins the pot (1,145) with Ace King high
The blinds are now 20/40
OsamaBinBush: did u see my question
ColdWinther: yeah
ColdWinther: I think what happened though
OsamaBinBush: u call my allin after flop
ColdWinther: no sir, of course I wouldnt have called you on the flop
OsamaBinBush: i raised you
OsamaBinBush: allin
ColdWinther: the money went all-in preflop
OsamaBinBush: i know
OsamaBinBush: had i just called
ColdWinther: you open pushed for 10 big blinds, and I called with TT
OsamaBinBush: then went allin do u call
ColdWinther: oh
ColdWinther: well I probably would have raised all-in with my pocket tens anyway
ColdWinther: because the stacks were so shallow, only 10x the big blind
OsamaBinBush: with a a and k on the board
OsamaBinBush: we were like 1 and 2
ColdWinther: but we both played the hand correctly in my opinion
ColdWinther: yeah we were chipleaders.. but still the blinds were high
OsamaBinBush: and i got fed as usual
ColdWinther: hehe
OsamaBinBush folds
ColdWinther folds
OsamaBinBush: yes i was pissed
ColdWinther: according to your stats you have been winning a lot
Dealt to ColdWinther [Th 5s]
GobiLux folds
OsamaBinBush: not today
Vaderr folds
ColdWinther: nah I know
ColdWinther: but generally
ColdWinther: go to shakrscope.com
JonKrondon calls 140
ColdWinther: *sharkscope.com
ColdWinther folds
OsamaBinBush: i did just take 25 out of a 2700 tourny
ColdWinther: lol you probably shouldn't play that thing
OsamaBinBush: is it free
ColdWinther: yeah, you get 5 free searches every day
OsamaBinBush: im up 400% in 2 months
OsamaBinBush: i miss party poker
OsamaBinBush: i was cashin big there
ColdWinther: lol I am a european, I can still play there
OsamaBinBush: i was making 400 a week part time there
Dealt to ColdWinther [9h Ac]
ColdWinther: on tournaments?
ColdWinther folds
OsamaBinBush: on 5 sit and gos
ColdWinther: right.l nice
OsamaBinBush: much better play here
OsamaBinBush: it may be different now
OsamaBinBush: with all the usa polayers gone
ColdWinther: yes,, becvause all the amrican fishies are gone
OsamaBinBush folds
OsamaBinBush: i get too agressive
ColdWinther: what, here?
OsamaBinBush shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Kings)
OsamaBinBush wins the pot (1,000)
Dealt to ColdWinther [Ac 4s]
ColdWinther folds
OsamaBinBush: i tilt
OsamaBinBush calls 25
ColdWinther: then you should probably take a break
OsamaBinBush: but i bust alot of as s too
ColdWinther: I know
OsamaBinBush: you r good too
*** RIVER *** [As 6h 3c Qd] [6s]
OsamaBinBush bets 300
SRiverrat11 calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OsamaBinBush shows [6c Qc] (a full house, Sixes full of Queens)
SRiverrat11 mucks
ColdWinther: why, did you check sharkscope?
OsamaBinBush: no i see by your play
ColdWinther: right, ok thanks
Dealt to ColdWinther [Tc Ac]
ColdWinther raises to 225
OsamaBinBush: i lost a 56000 pot on a suckout runner runner earlier
Dealt to ColdWinther [Th Td]
OsamaBinBush: the 2700 player free roll
zski3 raises to 100
JonKrondon calls 100
ColdWinther: lol you probably shouldn't play that thing
ColdWinther has 15 seconds left to act
OsamaBinBush: and the moron lost all my chips
ColdWinther raises to 2,045, and is all in
zski3 calls 770, and is all in
ColdWinther shows [Th Td]
zski3 shows [Js Qh]
Uncalled bet of 1,175 returned to ColdWinther
*** RIVER *** [5h 7c 5c 7s] [Kh]
ColdWinther wins the pot (1,890) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
zski3 stands up
OsamaBinBush: told u he likes the allin
OsamaBinBush raises to 120
OsamaBinBush: nh
ColdWinther: lolol
ColdWinther: ty
OsamaBinBush: u and 10s
curtis53 calls 60
ColdWinther: hehe
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6h 8d]
ColdWinther: it is a hard hand to play
curtis53 checks
OsamaBinBush bets 270
curtis53 folds
Uncalled bet of 270 returned to OsamaBinBush
Dealt to ColdWinther [3h 2h]
OsamaBinBush: works better 4 u then me
OsamaBinBush folds
ColdWinther folds
OsamaBinBush: i need to cash out
OsamaBinBush: how do u cash out by check
ColdWinther: I don't know.. I have a NETeller debit card
OsamaBinBush: so party poker isnt as easy any more
ColdWinther: I have never played there
OsamaBinBush: i cant believe they gave up the us revenue
ColdWinther: but I heard it isn't that good anymore
OsamaBinBush: ?
OsamaBinBush raises to 420
JonKrondon folds
iabuvu folds
Vaderr folds
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to OsamaBinBush
OsamaBinBush mucks
OsamaBinBush wins the pot (480)
OsamaBinBush stands up
OsamaBinBush will be moved to another table

[Chump Change]

Is the guy dumb as a box of hammer heads or is it just me?

[Fiksdal]

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Is the guy dumb as a box of hammer heads or is it just me?

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since when do you need to be very smart to win at micro stakes donkaments?

[Chump Change]

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Is the guy dumb as a box of hammer heads or is it just me?

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since when do you need to be very smart to win at micro stakes donkaments?

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Since tomorrow I guess. I actually read the whole thing and he didn't seem to understand 3/4 of the things you were saying.

[benza13]

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Is the guy dumb as a box of hammer heads or is it just me?

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since when do you need to be very smart to win at micro stakes donkaments?

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Since tomorrow I guess. I actually read the whole thing and he didn't seem to understand 3/4 of the things you were saying.

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I could only make it through about a 1/4 of that...


Happy Birfday CC

[Bubbles]

This has to be the most boring thing I've read all week. I was actually waiting for someone to say something remotely funny, but it never happened. God, this thread sucks.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

this thread is so bad

[Abones]

worst thread ever.

[so sick bro]

cliff notes : two donks talking about AK, TT, and partypoker

what in the hell made you think that any single part of that whole mess you posted would interest anyone. Why would you think anyone would be interested in this lame chatter? I really don't get the point of this post

[ASPoker8]

Beat: THIS GUY is a consistent winner at your level

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