cleanup buddy.

oddjob · #1 03-02-2007, 01:06 PM

ok, so after reading tuq's story about his dissappearing roommate, and me developing this strange premonition that i will die in my sleep, i feel i need a clean up buddy.

i will totally be one of those people that won't be found for like 2 weeks, since i work from home mostly, live alone and can kinda be a recluse sometimes.

so who has a friend they trust to come in to their place and get rid of all porn and drug [censored], and anything else they don't want anyone else to see?

also right now there's only 1 person thatt i feel comfortable entrusting with this. how do i ask him to do this for me, without him thinking i'm going to off myself.

he will most likely think i mean to off myself.

1)he suspects me of being depressed (although i don't really show this side of me when i'm around my friends)

2)things have not been going that great for me.

how do i ask him?

Banks2334 · #2 03-02-2007, 01:09 PM

Your secrets are safe with me. How long do I have to wait before I can sell your porn on Ebay?

traz · #3 03-02-2007, 01:09 PM

I've never heard of a cleanup buddy and I find this to be bizarre

oddjob · #4 03-02-2007, 01:14 PM

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Your secrets are safe with me. How long do I have to wait before I can sell your porn on Ebay?

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does donkey porn sell on ebay?

oddjob · #5 03-02-2007, 01:14 PM

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I've never heard of a cleanup buddy and I find this to be bizarre

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do you want your parents to know you own a 24" black strap on?

splashpot · #6 03-02-2007, 01:15 PM

Wait. So you work from home and you need someone to come over and clean you up while you sit there and wallow in your own filth?

4_2_it · #7 03-02-2007, 01:17 PM

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I've never heard of a cleanup buddy and I find this to be bizarre

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ORLY

traz · #8 03-02-2007, 01:18 PM

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I've never heard of a cleanup buddy and I find this to be bizarre

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ORLY

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joke
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my head

Althought the point about the 24" strap on is a good one. I'll be posting a craigslist ad for a cleanup buddy shortly

oddjob · #9 03-02-2007, 01:21 PM

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Wait. So you work from home and you need someone to come over and clean you up while you sit there and wallow in your own filth?

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no sir, i wash myself with a rag on a stick.

4_2_it · #10 03-02-2007, 01:24 PM

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I've never heard of a cleanup buddy and I find this to be bizarre

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ORLY

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joke
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my head

But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard.

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