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Old 02-22-2007, 06:57 AM
nath nath is offline
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Default chat: bluffing fish loses it

So this guy can't resist bluffing. And I can't resist picking him off.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($646.15)
Hero ($1000)
UTG ($995.35)
MP ($1386.45)
CO ($980)
Button ($1309.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $20</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $10.

Flop: ($45) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

Turn: ($45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $30</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $60</font>, Hero calls $30.

River: ($165) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $200</font>, Hero calls $200.

Final Pot: $565

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As 3h (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has 2c Tc (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $565. </font>

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MP ($792.15)
Hero ($1297)
Button ($965.35)
SB ($1128.45)
BB ($890)
UTG ($1234.75)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $40</font>, Hero calls $40, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $35, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($130) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, MP checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($130) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $60</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $60.

River: ($250) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $80</font>, Hero calls $80.

Final Pot: $410

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Th 4h (one pair, eights).
Hero has Js Jc (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $410. </font>

After that hand:

jess112234: WOULD U STOP
jess112234: SERIOUSLY
jess112234: THAT WAS BAS
Cap'nJackpot: sorry
jess112234: no man
jess112234: i need this money and I KNEW what u had !

jess112234: come on now
jess112234: i bet into 2 people u dont think i have it
jess112234: seriouslyt
jess112234: terrible poker

Cap'nJackpot: hey now
jess112234: u piss me off bro
jess112234: stupid calls

jess112234: were not playin heads up
jess112234: im going to bust my lifes roll

jess112234: send me 500 and ill stop
jess112234: and save my life
jess112234: cap bro help me out

jess112234: tell me to sign off
Cap'nJackpot: is anything i say gonna change things?

jess112234: say no...
jess112234: transfer yes
jess112234: lol

jess112234: i need 2000 to go to sleep
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:04 AM
tufat23 tufat23 is offline
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

Txs is the nuts
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:08 AM
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:09 AM
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

Thank God Bill Frist will be saving this poor child's soul, god bless him!
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:14 AM
Lori Lori is offline
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

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So this guy can't resist bluffing

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jess112234: im going to bust my lifes roll

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Not even good at suicide bluffs.
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:39 AM
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

wow so i railed this game for like 5 minutes and that kid is seriously the dumbest [censored] ever. Nath you have all my respect for even being able to play with his [censored]. wow.
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:43 AM
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wow so i railed this game for like 5 minutes and that kid is seriously the dumbest [censored] ever. Nath you have all my respect for even being able to play with his [censored]. wow.

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yeah unfortunately he's bluffed me so much that i'm paying him off way too lightly
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:19 AM
grando grando is offline
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

wtf second hand

is that +EV?
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:23 AM
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

nath is a meanie.
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:36 AM
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Default Re: chat: bluffing fish loses it

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wtf second hand

is that +EV?

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surely sarcasm right?&gt;
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