Listen, here's the thing

igetjokes · #1 02-13-2007, 11:22 PM

[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, you should probably hang around – you’re gonna get paid off.

Guys around here'll tell ya... play everything, because anything can happen on the flop.

It's not like any other job - you gamble. Pretty much any two cards are good, really.

Your goal is one big suckout an hour, that's it. Get your money in with middle pair or assorted overcards, and check minraise when you have the nuts.

Don't bother about giving anything away; if you don’t know what they hell you’re doing, how can anybody else?

That's how I've sucked out more times than a two dollar hooker.

A true winner.

See, I learned how to luckbox most of the time. But finally, I've learned this...

Even if you don't have a pair, the river is more or less a wildcard so remember to check call your way to victory.

This is Teddy KGB's place.

**Dedicated to all the sharks who've taken my money over the last 6 weeks**