beat, karma is [censored] gay. poker is too.

[PITTM]

so my friend and i go get some mexican food downtown, get drunk on margaritas, he wants to play the 4-20 spread limit game at the casino downtown, i tell him im into it. so we go to the atm. some guy leaves, i walk up to it all drunk. i see "would you like another transaction?" click yes. at this point i realize dudeman left his card and i can go to town. however, i press cancel and run after him to give him his card. horray, good karma for poker.

so we go to the poker room, wait 2 hours to get a seat with a bunch of old nits. we pretty much all have 100ish chips. 2/4 blinds.

im utg+1. 9h9d. utg calls, i raise to 15, 6 callers. flop 932 2 spades and a club. bb bets 20, utg raises to 40, i raise to 60. folded to bb who calls, utg raises again and i push, bb calls again as does utg. turn 6c. bb checks, utg bets 20, bb calls. river Kc. check, bet 20, call.

bb shows AA, utg shows 54o, i wonder if there is a god and why he always dishes me out the most gay, cold deck old nits who never call playing 54o and turning the nuts against my 2nd nuts every [censored] time i play poker. i [censored] hate live poker so much and wanted to throw gasoline on everyone and set them on fire and then find their children and repeat. instead i said nothing, left and got more drunk. poker is so [censored] gay.

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

beat: spread limit.

that's all they have round my part of the country. plus it's only 2-10. and the casino wonders why the games are dying.

[eurythmech]

Karma isn't an entity and hence lacks sexuality. Also, there's nothign wrong with being gay. Tard.

[VickreyAuction]

If there's anything we've learned from the Bhagavad Gita, it's to not be results oriented.

[NoMeansYes_]

Especially not karma result oriented

[CaseS87]

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