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Old 02-03-2007, 05:54 AM
tom10167 tom10167 is offline
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Default [x] a set is the nuts

KILL ME

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (12.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls, Button calls.

River: (24.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Button calls, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 26.25 BB

Results in white below:
MP has Ks Kd (flush, ace high).
Button has 8d Ad (two pair, aces and eights). (HOW AM I DOWN AND THIS GUY IS UP KILL ME PLZ MAKE ME DIE)
Outcome: MP wins 26.25 BB.


PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

River: (19 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 27 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 4c 4d (three of a kind, fours).
MP has Ks As (flush, ace high).
Outcome: MP wins 27 BB.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:56 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

so standard at the 2/4 stars tables. ugh.

edit: not directed towards you
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:58 AM
tom10167 tom10167 is offline
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

I want to drill through my kneecaps right now.

It's not even like checkcall or betcall ok got there nh awesome it's like I HAVE KINGS AND A FRUSH DRAW ARRRINNNNN DURRRURURURURRRRRRR I HAVE TO BE GOOD AND EVEN IF IM NOT W/E OUTZ LOL OUTPLAYED FISH
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:02 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

i figure this is as good a place as any to post this

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Old 02-03-2007, 06:06 AM
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Dude you're down more than you've ever been and you still look as ugly as the day you fell out of your mom's gaping womb, you definitely suck more than I do.
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:09 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

woot hows playin 2/4 limit after at least a year of playing poker goin for ya
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:27 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

If you're going to start a "zinger" with 'woot' don't even bother finishing it because you've already lost.
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:53 AM
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how did you finally get that third *?
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:03 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

he fingered his bumhole in public
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:14 AM
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Default Re: [x] a set is the nuts

You should have bet pot to chaise away the draws.
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