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Old 02-01-2007, 06:50 AM
Victor Victor is offline
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so while 2p2 was down like it always it in the early morn i decided to browse the new feb magazine (it doesnt timeout for some reason.) in the tax article by russel fox i noticed this interested tidbit:

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Ohio has a law that makes being a professional gambler a crime (Section 2915.02(A) (4), Ohio Revised Code). I’m not an attorney, and have no idea if this law is being enforced,

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soooo, since i live in cleveland, i immediately was overcome by a feeling of badassness, kinda like when i used to sneak into bars at 18.

but, after a few pulls, the paranoia crept in, like usual, and im somewhat concerned that ohio law enforcement will be beating down my door in the future since i did file as a professional gambler last year.

ahh, [censored] it, im gonna buy a harley and get some tats. chicks dig the bad boy right?
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:55 AM
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chicks go for no limit players, sry
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:09 AM
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We aint playin young nigga, who the [censored] is say we playin
We just bout to kill yo ass, and its already planned
To many [censored] niggaz done been off in my click
But I spit them boys out cause they tastin like some [censored]
I admit my click now is nothin but memphis best
But I had to delete alot of clowns in the process
[censored] that [censored] we keepin the bitches hot
Cause we makin the millions and they hands aint in this spot
Haters mad on the town cause the niggaz got it made
Wanna rap their [censored] songs but these junkies aint get paid
Slammin dos pimpin hos while ya limmiz in a daze
Wanna step up in the club ill be glistlin with a glaze
I would let ya hit this crown but you bitches cant behave
I would let you hit this fire but you bitches smokin sage
Better catch up with your clan cause you took me from your grave
When a nigga catch ya slippin its the beem in yo face

Break the law (we aint playin)
Break the law (we aint playin)
Break the law (we aint playin, we aint playin, we aint playin)
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:11 AM
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ok, i just looked up the law and apparently making a living from a game of chance, and they expressly state poker is a game of chance, is 1st degree misdemeanor.

so i looked up the penalties and the max is 180 days in jail, 500 hrs comm service and 1k$ fine.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:11 AM
Gobias Ind. Gobias Ind. is offline
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soooo, since i live in cleveland, i immediately was overcome by a feeling of badassness, kinda like when i used to sneak into bars at 18.



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I would've opted for "badassity"
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:13 AM
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can you play poker from your gaol cell?
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:15 AM
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My drivers license expired two years ago. I'm white though, so whatev.
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