Find a burger, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck

[SNOWBALL]

I was really hungry lastnight when I found a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger in my room, so I microwaved it to kill off the badness, and then I ate it. Now I feel a bit ill. Is there any way to find out if this is seriously bad? I imagine it's not a big deal, because I'm not vomiting or anything. I think the burger was about 24 hours old when I consumed it.

[teh_mewse]

you're fine. Food poisoning is within 24 hours and is intense

[Lurker.]

more importantly, why didn't you eat it when you bought it?

also, have you seen "memento"?

[SNOWBALL]

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you're fine. Food poisoning is within 24 hours and is intense

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I ate it about 14 hours ago. I guess we'll know for sure in ten. I'm mainly concerned that the meat has something in it that will out out the insides of my skull (isn't that mad cow disease?). I really know nothing about this stuff!

[doubLe a tom]

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you're fine. Food poisoning is within 24 hours and is intense

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this is not true at all

[edfurlong]

I'm not a doctor, but my advice would be to start drinking as quickly as possible.

[doubLe a tom]

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I'm not a doctor, but my advice would be to start drinking as quickly as possible.

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drinking what

[ibluffoldladies]

I don't want to startle you too much, but there are two times in my life where I had food poisoning. One was at a Wendy's, and the other, a taco bell. I still frequent them both. Some advice to you: Suck it up, and take the poison. You will be fine after a few days (unless it's really bad), and you'll be eating Jr. bacon cheeseburger's again in no time.

[SNOWBALL]

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I'm not a doctor, but my advice would be to start drinking as quickly as possible.

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I have some johnny walker in the freezer. Or were you talking about water?

[edfurlong]

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Or were you talking about water?

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I said I wasn't a doctor, not that I was a huge vagina.