I think it's time for a new skiing movie

[Boris]

I'm a big fan of movies like Hot Dog and Ski School. The basic premise is country boy moves to big time ski resort town where he helps the party dudes win the annual skiing contest against the snobby rich dudes. There are always lots of sweet enhanced boobs and cheesy action scenes. Ski School II came out in 1995 so I think the market is ready for another flick in this genre.

I thought it might be fun for OOT to come up with the scene outline for this new flick. For starters, I think the new millenium version should be mostly snowboarding instead of skiing. Here's the opening Scene:

The hero is getting out of bed at the crack of 1:00pm. He is a big city skateboarder type dude. His bed is the living room couch of a squalid, one bedroom apartment he shares with his mom. There's lots of big city type noise (honking horns, sirens, etc...) coming into the apartment. Hero fumbles around for his bong as he wipes the sleep from his eyes. As he's finishing his morning bong rip, he hears an uncomfortable noise coming from the one bedroom. It's the sound of his mom making passion noises as she gets railed by her A-hole Hells Angel boyfriend. This is the last straw for Hero. He throws some clothes in a duffle bag, grabs his snowboard and heads down to the 2nd Street on ramp to hitch a ride to Heavenly.

Once Hero gets to South Lake, he is befriended by a nerdy dude who listens to Fifty Cent and skis on twin tipped skis so can ride the half pipe with the snowboarders and go fakie. Hero has to sell his last quarter pound of hydroponic to buy a season pass (this establishes his passion to ride at any cost).

OK that's all I have for now. I'm not sure who the Bad guys are going to be. Let me know if you have any good ideas.

[sleight]

Um, yeah... Out Cold

Though I'm sure your vision would be much better.

[Boris]

sleight - Looks like a great flick! I'll check it out soon.

[Piece of Cake]

Are you hungry like a wolf?

[SkandarAkbar]

I want my 2 dollars!!

[moayer]

Aspen Extreme

[Boris]

Skand - A classic, classic flick.

[rothko]

why no mention of the greatest skiing movie of all time, aspen extreme, in the op? they basically took top gun and made it into a ski pic. sadly, no tom cruise, but paul gross is almost as hot.

[whoisthedrizzle]

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I want my 2 dollars!!

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This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?