people think i'm handsome

Elandriel · #1 01-20-2007, 10:20 AM

Brag:

2 people have upright told me today that they really think i'm a handsome guy.

Beat:

they were both guys

Variance:

It was in China (live in Holland)

fredfurlong · #2 01-20-2007, 10:42 AM

Consider pulling the bills out of your zipper when you go out.

Dale Dough · #3 01-20-2007, 10:42 AM

Brag: I went on a luxurious trip to China

Beat: I was gang raped by the cleaning crew

Variance: At least they thought I was pretty

Elandriel · #4 01-20-2007, 11:05 AM

Beat: Russia is frggn cold