BEAT: Things I will never get to do because I'm not a ShipitHollaBalla

blackjack777 · #1 01-10-2007, 07:48 PM

Because I am NOT a ShipItHollaBalla I will never:

1. Have to pay for sex.
2. Have to slip a bouncer a $50 to get into the club.
3. Post shirtless pictures of myself sitting in my bed playing my laptop online.
4. Pay one of my buddies $5,000 to jump in a shark tank.
5. Have to hide the fact that I'm busto and turn to selling t-shirts as my main source of income.

Those are the first things that come to mind that I will never experience because I'm NOT a balla.

Things I DO get to experience because I'm NOT a balla :

1. Walking into casinos without being nervous if my fake ID looks like me or not.
2. Spending time with women who aren't being paid by the hour.
3. Marriage, a family, a normal life when I get tired of playing poker.

MasterLJ · #2 01-10-2007, 07:49 PM

Wow, post less.

vortex86 · #3 01-10-2007, 07:50 PM

nice

obiedman · #4 01-10-2007, 07:55 PM

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Wow, post less.

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Eagles · #5 01-10-2007, 07:56 PM

I would like to see a new thread
Brag: Things I will never get to do because I'm not blackjack777.

Triumph36 · #6 01-10-2007, 07:57 PM

You will also never experience being an even remotely good poster on this site.

I'm thinking you left 4. Suicide becuase no one likes me off your experiences list - why?

nation · #7 01-10-2007, 07:58 PM

you're slipping in your old age bj i actually though this was one of your better posts.

nation · #8 01-10-2007, 07:59 PM

better meaning this post still sucks but its not as bad as some of your other gems

RunDownHouse · #9 01-10-2007, 08:01 PM

Mods,

Is there really a reason he hasn't been banned? Its not like 2+2 will suffer from his absence, right?

Dementia · #10 01-10-2007, 08:02 PM

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1. Have to pay for sex.
2. Have to slip a bouncer a $50 to get into the club.
3. Post shirtless pictures of myself sitting in my bed playing my laptop online.

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His posts have sucked overall, but can't argue with those 3 points.

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4. Pay one of my buddies $5,000 to jump in a shark tank.

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I'm sure even if they were not socially inept and nerdy they'd make this bet because of their gamble.

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5. Have to hide the fact that I'm busto and turn to selling t-shirts as my main source of income.

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Dunno anything about that.