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Old 12-30-2006, 02:48 AM
SgtJake SgtJake is offline
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Default House guest breast feeding in my living room

So my wifes best friend has been staying at our house the past week or so. She's got a 2 month old baby. Everything is cool at first. People passing the new baby back and forth and making silly baby voices while I'm in the other room 12 tabling the .50/1 on Stars.

I take an afternoon break around 2pm. I go into the kitchen and fix myself up some apple pie. Mmmmm apple pie. I take said apple pie into the family room to enjoy it while watching some espn on the 57 incher. When I go to sit down, zomg there it is. An exposed breast with a baby hanging off it.

There was no warning from my wife, like "honey Lisa is going to be breast feeding in the other room so you might want to stay in here for a while". Nothing at all. In fact, there was about 5 people in the room (my house remind you) casually observing at the time. None are related to me of course.

So that was the first incident. It happened about 7 more times over the next few days. One time it was midnight and everyone had gone to sleep but Lisa and me. I take a break from 12 tabling to catch some espn in my family room, and shes got the whole boob out with the baby stuck at the teet. She made no effort whatsoever to cover anything up. BTW, not sexy at all, just gross.

Answers to expected questions......

* I don't have pics
* Shes not hot, but shes not ugly. Thin with decent boobies (now). Face kinda looks like a skull with pale skin on it.
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Old 12-30-2006, 02:58 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

umm can't you just ask her to cover it up?


if that doesn't work start walking around naked and see if she stops
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:03 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

"Where's the line form??"
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:14 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

ysscky
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:16 AM
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omg you 12-table
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:18 AM
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omg you 12-table

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4 hours every day. I make 5000 fpps (after nova multiplier) daily.
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:27 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

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omg you 12-table

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4 hours every day. I make 5000 fpps (after nova multiplier) daily.

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Neat. I actually make money every day when I 4table. But that's a matter of preference.
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:31 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

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omg you 12-table

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4 hours every day. I make 5000 fpps (after nova multiplier) daily.

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Neat. I actually make money every day when I 4table. But that's a matter of preference.

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fpps = money

I have 260,000 = about $4000
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:35 AM
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

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omg you 12-table

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4 hours every day. I make 5000 fpps (after nova multiplier) daily.

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Neat. I actually make money every day when I 4table. But that's a matter of preference.

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fpps = money

I have 260,000 = about $4000

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Neat. I still prefer my money. Maybe if you cut the tables and move up you can make some too.

There's plenty for us to share.
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Old 12-30-2006, 03:43 AM
SgtJake SgtJake is offline
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Default Re: House guest breast feeding in my living room

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omg you 12-table

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4 hours every day. I make 5000 fpps (after nova multiplier) daily.

[/ QUOTE ]
Neat. I actually make money every day when I 4table. But that's a matter of preference.

[/ QUOTE ]

fpps = money

I have 260,000 = about $4000

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Neat. I still prefer my money. Maybe if you cut the tables and move up you can make some too.

There's plenty for us to share.

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Ya there's plent to share. I made $11,000 this year not including 5K in fpps/bonuses. I posted a thread about it in BBV. I got flamed because I was unable to provide a graph. Anybody else 12 table successfully?
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