How to get your boyfriend to leave the casino

[tom10167]

You see them, the girls who sit there behind their boyfriend watching them play poker, bored out of their mind.

If only there were some way to get him to get up......



A woman on table 96 at Foxwoods found a way tonight, very effective. Hit him on the back of his head, smash your fist through his mountain of chips(20-40 stud) and then start sobbing uncontrollably! Security has your back, you go girl!

[groton]

lmao
i love it when the guy has his Girl standing behind him they tend to have a little more tell's and get into Fancy Play Syndorm a bit more

[BrunoThePug]

I feel bad for those girls. I doubt those guys would go sit there for three hours while she got her hair and nails done. Don't these women have any hobbies of their own that they can do while their degen boyfriend is playing poker?

[MrFizzbin]

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I feel bad for those girls. I doubt those guys would go sit there for three hours while she got her hair and nails done.

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Guys are rarely paid to be the escort.

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Don't these women have any hobbies of their own that they can do while their boyfriend is playing poker?

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Not while they are on the clock...

[youtalkfunny]

These are the women who can't stand the thought of their man going out without them. They are scared to death that the man will find another woman. They'll sit there for 5-10 hours at a time, because the alternative (not being there with him) drives them crazy. They can't stand it.

Also, these women need little to no mental stimulation.

Imagine you're on an airplane for a long flight. You have no book, magazine, iPod, laptop, newspaper, NOTHING. All you can do is stare at the back of the seat in front of you. This would drive some people crazy. Others, it wouldn't bother a bit.

These women fall in the latter group.

[Conspir8or]

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Imagine you're on an airplane for a long flight. You have no book, magazine, iPod, laptop, newspaper, NOTHING. All you can do is stare at the back of the seat in front of you. This would drive some people crazy. Others, it wouldn't bother a bit.

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Sounds like David Puddy in that one Seinfeld in which he and Elaine are flying back after their breakup-punctuated Euro-tour. I recall it triggered another breakup.

One forlorn girlfriend I spotted at a Foxwoods 5/10 stud table solved this problem by sleeping. This was mid-Saturday morning, and her boyfriend clearly had been playing all Friday night. Losing, too, and not gracefully. On his final loss, he threw his last 50¢ at the winner and stormed off. His girl, who had awakened during his final string of obscenities, shuffled after him.

[runout_mick]

I thought this was going to be Tom's "coming out of the closet" post...

[tom10167]

I'm saving that for the new year cutie! :*)

EDIT: My man goes where we go, when I say we go.

[Barry]

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These are the women who can't stand the thought of their man going out without them. They are scared to death that the man will find another woman. They'll sit there for 5-10 hours at a time, because the alternative (not being there with him) drives them crazy. They can't stand it.

Also, these women need little to no mental stimulation.



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Then there are others, like my wife AngelFish, that sat behind me when she wanted to learn to play, but was afraid to actually risk the $$.

Soon she was sitting at the table. Now I'm sure that she plays better than about 90% of the posters here. There are also plenty of times that I'm ready to quit and she says "I want to play a little longer"

[rageotones]

she was obviously pissed he was playing stud...BORING