HELEN KELLER CAN BEAT NL50 AKA LOL INSIDE

grando · #1 12-18-2006, 04:29 AM

JUST LET ME MOVE UP ALREADY STARTING OVER SUCKS

HAND 1 IS APTLY NAMED ZEEEEEEEEBO

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $50.30
CO: $46.85
Hero: $46.80
SB: $104.30
BB: $63.85

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.5, 2 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($5.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4, UTG calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($13.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $8, UTG calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($29.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero is all-in $32.3, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $94.35
Hero shows 10S10D 
UTG shows KD 2S 

ZOMG BLUFF THE STRAIGHT HE WON'T CALL OH NOES

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $107.30
Button: $34.40
Hero: $148.15
BB: $143.00

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button calls, Hero raises to $2.5, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($7.5, 3 players)
Hero bets $7, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($21.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button is all-in $24.65, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($70.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $70.8)

Results:
Final pot: $70.8
Button shows 5S KC 
Hero shows QC QH 

GRANDO FOLLOWS FTOP TO A TEE AKA AA OMG ALL IN

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $74.00
CO: $145.85
Button: $184.00
SB: $15.25
Hero: $44.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $2, CO raises to $4, Button calls, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($20, 5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14, UTG calls, CO raises to $50, Button folds, SB calls all-in $11.25, Hero calls all-in $26.25, UTG raises all-in $56, CO calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($154.5, 1 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $65, Sidepot 1: $87, Sidepot 2: $2.5)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($154.5, 1 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $65, Sidepot 1: $87, Sidepot 2: $2.5)

Results:
Final pot: $154.5
UTG shows 9C 8C 
CO shows AH AD 
Hero shows AS KS 

LMAO YOU GOT OWNED AKA WTF ARE YOU DOING

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $17.05
CO: $90.30
Button: $41.55
SB: $52.10
Hero: $122.15

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $2, CO calls, SB folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($14.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $13, CO calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($40.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO is all-in $69.8, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $180.1
CO shows KD 6C 
Hero shows JC JS 

OMG STRAIGHT FLUSH DRAW FELT IT

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $88.00
CO: $27.70
Button: $50.65
SB: $51.60
Hero: $69.55

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($2, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, UTG folds, Button raises to $10, SB folds, Hero raises all-in $67.05, Button calls all-in $40.15.
Uncalled bets: $16.9 returned to Hero.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($102.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $102.3)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($102.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $102.3)

Results:
Final pot: $102.3
Hero shows QH JH 
Button shows 7H 8H 

OMG AA SLOWPLAY THEN ALL IN I HAVE TEH NUTS

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $140.50
Hero: $78.85
SB: $12.50
BB: $59.50

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $3, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6.25, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($6.25, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6.25, 2 players)
BB bets $7, Hero raises to $22, BB raises all-in $49, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $104.25
BB shows AS AC 
Hero shows QD KC 

THIS ONE IS TITLED FLOP TOP SET, DOWNIE THE FLOP, TAKE VILLAIN TO VALUETOWN ANYWAYS

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Stack sizes:
Hero: $61.75
Button: $76.40
SB: $143.65
BB: $84.00

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $2, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB bets $2.5, BB calls, Hero raises to $8, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($24.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($58.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $34.75, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $128
Hero shows KH KD 
SB shows KC AD 

ALL IN? OMG AN ACE NO KICKER NO DRAW I CALL

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $74.95
Button: $73.65
SB: $30.45
Hero: $50.00

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $2, SB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.5, SB raises to $7, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $40.5, SB calls all-in $20.95.
Uncalled bets: $19.55 returned to Hero.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($59.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $59.9)

Results:
Final pot: $59.9
Hero shows 10S QS 
SB shows 10H AC 

TY DOYLE AKA ZOMG TRIPS = TEH NUTS ARRRRR IN

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Stack sizes:
UTG: $48.80
Button: $73.35
SB: $109.40
Hero: $76.65

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, Button calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($7.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $5, Button raises to $20, Hero raises all-in $68.15, Button calls all-in $49.85.
Uncalled bets: $49.85 returned to Button.

Results:
Final pot: $95.65
Hero shows 10H 2S 
Button shows AS 2C

T-God · #2 12-18-2006, 04:36 AM

Vn. How long til 10/20?

bsheck · #3 12-18-2006, 04:36 AM

You mean Anne Frank can beat NL50?

ghostface · #4 12-18-2006, 04:37 AM

must be nice to run good

grando · #5 12-18-2006, 04:39 AM

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must be nice to run good

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this is standard for 200NL and under - if you're not 6 ptbb/100 I don't know what to tell you

ThePeanutFlush · #6 12-18-2006, 04:40 AM

Hellen Keller can beat Anne frank in a 10k fite

grando · #7 12-18-2006, 04:42 AM

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Vn. How long til 10/20?

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well from my calculations, move up a level every week:

NL50->NL100->NL200->NL400->NL600->NL1000->NL2000

looks like spring break!

(fwiw I was a regular at 400NL until I had to keep taking out of my roll cause I like to spend money and go BJ BUSTO)

ghostface · #8 12-18-2006, 08:12 AM

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must be nice to run good

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this is standard for 200NL and under - if you're not 6 ptbb/100 I don't know what to tell you

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ok then, must be nice to not run terribly

grando · #9 12-18-2006, 08:15 AM

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must be nice to run good

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this is standard for 200NL and under - if you're not 6 ptbb/100 I don't know what to tell you

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ok then, must be nice to not run terribly

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there we go - optimism!

Messiahkid · #10 12-18-2006, 08:40 AM

Solid, good work.

How many hands do you plan to put in per week to move up accourdingly?

15buyin or 20 buyin rule to move up?