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[RiverTheNuts]

I dont know how desperate you are, if all else fails, find a turkey baster, fill with warm soap water, do the deed, hold it in there for as long as possible, rinse and repeat

[Phil153]

Funny post. On the slim chance that you're serious, get some magnesium sulphate (epsom salts) and take a tablespoon.

You're welcome.

Oh yeah and if you need immediate relief, go to a chemist and get suppositories. 1/2 an hour max. GL .

[RiverTheNuts]

I had to do that a few times years ago, google it up, hoss, I think its safe, and it was effective

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I had to do that a few times years ago, google it up, hoss, I think its safe, and it was effective

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Remind me never to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

[beyeond]

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Funny post. On the slim chance that you're serious, get some magnesium sulphate (epsom salts) and take a tablespoon.

You're welcome.

Oh yeah and if you need immediate relief, go to a chemist and get suppositories. 1/2 an hour max. GL .

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does regular salt work the same?

also, where am i suppose to find a chemist immediately?

i did some more research and it looks like i should go to the doctor asap. i have all the signs of constipation and could be worse. anybody know if those colon cleansing things work well? i sure would like to cleanse my body, i feel like i got 20 lbs of crap stuck inside my body.

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they sell enemas at grocery stores.

[Blarg]

Psyllium husks, the standard kinda thing in Metamucil and other products, works VERY well in preventing constipation, along with plenty of water. But it's more a thing you take every day than use in emergencies. It's safe too, just indigestible fiber, not a medicine. It can help you poop quicker sometimes if you drink a cup of it, like 20 minutes later, but basically is not an immediate thing.

By chemist he means pharmacist; go to a drugstore.