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Old 11-14-2006, 09:22 AM
Big Bend Big Bend is offline
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Default It\'s True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I was raised Catholic, but by the time I graduated kindergarten I was smart enough to know that Christianity was a bunch of crapola... which caused all sorts of problems with my religious family growing up.

During my life's search for meaning, I decided that the Norse God Thor was the true one and only.. I mean, Thor had a hammer, I had a hammer in my garage, Jesus was nailed to a cross with a hammer.. it all made sense! Those silly Christians with their bibles and stuff sure looked like blind fools compared to the might of Thor with his hammer.

But again I've recently seen the light.. There is no Jesus the son of God, and Thor's hammer has not been pounding much lately.. instead, I've been touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes, he is real! Now I just need to get some pirate gear. All hail the FSM!



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Old 11-14-2006, 09:52 AM
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:01 AM
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Default Re: It\'s True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Wow, what happened to cause such a smoke formation?
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:15 AM
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Default Re: It\'s True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Wonderful!
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Old 11-14-2006, 10:40 AM
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Default Re: It\'s True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

awesome.
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:04 PM
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Wow, what happened to cause such a smoke formation?

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Prayer circles?
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:15 PM
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Video of FSM
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Old 11-14-2006, 01:19 PM
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Default Re: It\'s True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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Wow, what happened to cause such a smoke formation?

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I think we all know the answer to that.
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:10 PM
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awesome.

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If it's improbable, create it. That's a pretty cool snap tho.
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:25 PM
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Ahhh! This is what caused it...

Youtube C-130
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