POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!

[raptor517]

~30 mins ago

PokerStars Game #7047386775: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/11/16 - 11:44:24 (ET)
Table 'Santana' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 5: Bebop86 ($6673 in chips)
Seat 9: Dracospinner ($4670 in chips)
Bebop86: posts small blind $25
Dracospinner: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bebop86 [2d 2s]
Bebop86: calls $25
Dracospinner: raises $150 to $200
Bebop86: calls $150
*** FLOP *** [4h 6h 6c]
Bebop86: checks
Dracospinner: bets $350
Bebop86: raises $600 to $950
Dracospinner: calls $600
*** TURN *** [4h 6h 6c] [5c]
Bebop86: checks
Dracospinner: checks
*** RIVER *** [4h 6h 6c 5c] [Td]
Bebop86: checks
Dracospinner: bets $3520 and is all-in
Bebop86: calls $3520
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dracospinner: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Sixes)
Bebop86: shows [2d 2s] (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
Bebop86 collected $9339 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9340 | Rake $1
Board [4h 6h 6c 5c Td]
Seat 5: Bebop86 (small blind) showed [2d 2s] and won ($9339) with two pair, Sixes and Deuces
Seat 9: Dracospinner (button) (big blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with a pair of Sixes

/own

holla

[Georgia Avenue]

W:Hello.
JB:This is dental malpractice?
W:Yes
JB:*SoB*
W:Where did you get our number?
JB:I went to dentist, I went for tooth decay...did awful thing...punch my
teeth out my gum...I cannot talk, I cannot eat...he curse me and hit me...
while I sleeping...And then he put me under, umm...sedation...my pants
unbuttoned...my teeth, gums, dripping blood...I cannot even blow bubbles when
I chew gum, when I drive cab...what de*AAAAGGGHHH!*
W:what?
JB:*DAAAAAAAHHHHH!* help me....
JB:The cab, crushing me... I cry and they curse me, threw me out...ohh
GAAAAAHHHDD! you got to help me...
W:Which dentist is this?
JB:His name...Mr. Rocko...bronx...Mr.Rocko, Louie Rocko...
W:Louie Locko?
JB:Yes, I go there for cab...My tooth hurting, I go in...and then he punch
my teeth...bleeding...and my pants unbuttoned...listen to me...
W:Ok, umm-
JB:*AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!*
W:can you give me your number?
JB:***-2591
W:***-3590.
JB:yes...tyhen I wake up, my pants unbuttoned...but why they do this thing?
Why?...I come to this country, and then the treatment my people...
W:Ok, What is your name?
JB:My name is Ali Kahmal...
W:Can you spell tha-
JB:*AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!*
W:Why are you screaming?
JB:Teeth..the guy...punched them...and make even the chew popcorn, nothing...
you got to help me allah, I pray to Allah,that somebody help me...dis man must
be stop...

[grando]

wtf nice river push

[stinkypete]

POKERSTARS GAME #7031902444: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2006/11/15 - 02:08:11 (ET)
Table 'Erato' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: stinkypete13 ($1073 in chips)
Seat 2: Skipolo ($5950 in chips)
Seat 5: hotmark777 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 7: Bebop86 ($7083.30 in chips)
Seat 8: nicolasg ($5745.70 in chips)
Seat 9: hit21hit ($1000 in chips)
nicolasg: posts small blind $25
hit21hit: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stinkypete13 [Kc Ad]
stinkypete13: calls $50
Skipolo: calls $50
hotmark777: folds
Bebop86: raises $200 to $250
nicolasg: folds
hit21hit: folds
stinkypete13: raises $823 to $1073 and is all-in
Skipolo: folds
Bebop86: calls $823
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6c 2d]
*** TURN *** [Qc 6c 2d] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6c 2d 9s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stinkypete13: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Nines)
Bebop86: shows [Qd Kh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Bebop86 collected $2268 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2271 | Rake $3
Board [Qc 6c 2d 9s 9c]
Seat 1: stinkypete13 showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: Skipolo folded before Flop
Seat 5: hotmark777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bebop86 (button) showed [Qd Kh] and won ($2268) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 8: nicolasg (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: hit21hit (big blind) folded before Flop


oh wait.... you made that

[Dan87]

thats why he has 2 60inch tvs side by side and you dont

[stinkypete]

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thats why he has 2 60inch tvs side by side and you dont

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but i have 2 20 inch monitors side by side, and 2 21" monitors and a 32" tv in storage across the ocean. pwned.

[Dan87]

yea but kq >>>> ak

[Clayton]

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oh wait.... i shortstack the 25/50

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[stinkypete]

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oh wait.... i shortstack the 25/50

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life is grand.

stats since i started:

[raptor517]

lol, like im gonna fold there to a short stacker. i hope u all die. u post when yer up over 1100 hands. awesome!!! yer my hero!!!! holla