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Old 11-21-2006, 08:12 PM
jimmyfingers jimmyfingers is offline
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Default Least sexual thing you\'ve jerked to

okay, now I know most of the time you have access to the internet and this is no problem. but at some point in your life i'm sure you've been in the position where you have no material around (e.g. hotel room). so, what's the most desperate thing you've used?

personally it was an episode of everybody loves raymond. my internet was down, and i only get 3 tv channels here, so my options were limited... debra is fine, but she doesn't get enough air time.
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:13 PM
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Nuns

K going to hell now
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:21 PM
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You never jerked off without any visual aid? I've done it quite a few times...
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:23 PM
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You never jerked off without any visual aid? I've done it quite a few times...

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That can arguably be more erotic than certain visual stimulants (i.e., jerking off watching Martha Stewart)
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:25 PM
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yeah i have, like in the shower for example. but that doesn't count for this thread

unless you happened to be fantasizing about something <= everybody loves raymond
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:27 PM
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It troubles me that this post is adjacent to a Rosie O'Donnell thread atm.
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:27 PM
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Sears catalogue
Soul Train
Hotel window overlooking the pool outside the Philadelphia airport

making two chicks fight on the Tekken 3 demo for PS, pausing it strategically during kicks

Shiva on FFXII
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:29 PM
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making two chicks fight on the Tekken 3 demo for PS, pausing it strategically during kicks

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that's hilarious
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:29 PM
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making two chicks fight on the Tekken 3 demo for PS, pausing it strategically during kicks

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winner
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:30 PM
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Sears catalogue


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Moe on The Lie detector test:
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?
Moe: no. (false)
Moe: Aright! Maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him. (true)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, your free to go.
Moe: Good, cause I have a hot date tonight. (false)
Moe: a date. (false)
Moe: Dinner with friends. (false)
Moe: Dinner alone. (false)
Moe: Watching TV alone. (false)
Moe: Aright. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the girls
in the Victorian Secret Catalogue. (false)
Moe: Sears Catalogue. (true)
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (false)
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