I hate coming back from vacation...

bernie · #1 11-02-2006, 06:41 PM

Takes awhile for me to get back in full swing. What follows has never happened to me before. But for some comedy relief on this forum, I thought I'd share my idiocy...

Mucks 20-40. Decent game...Especially with me in it, as you'll see. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Folded to me on the button and I raise my Rockets. Tight BB calls.

Flop Q 9 4 Two tone

I bet, BB calls.

Turn 9

I bet. HOLD UP! Player 'x' hasn't acted yet they tell me.

HUH!?! BB checked, didn't she?

Um, hey bern, moron, there's another player in the hand.

WTF?

I see an EMP that is now in the hand. He checks. hmmm...uh oh...I bet, both call.

River A

I bet, both call, my boat is good.

The problem other than the obvious? I thought I raised preflop. I didn't, I just called. I thought I bet the flop. Nope, just called. Guy next to me was trying to figure out what I'd play this way. Evidently, sh*tty rockets is what I'd play. Table got kind of a kick out of it. I told them I'm glad the BB called preflop or I might've tossed my cards.

Which leads me to this moronic move about an hour later.

1 limper(actually same guy that raised preflop above) I raise my cowboys. HU to the flop.

Flop 9 6 4 two tone

I bet, limper folds. Guy next to me I now see is raising. I'm thinking he folded a set or something preflop and is acting like he missed out on something. As I ask him that, and the cards leave my hand toward the muck, I notice he actually has cards!

Sigh...

This better not become a habit.

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The Dude · #2 11-03-2006, 08:29 AM

This is a bummer, man.

Cool Hand Luke · #3 11-03-2006, 11:03 AM

Just play online. It's easier to see the whole table.

And don't multi-table

Bill King · #4 11-03-2006, 05:20 PM

been here before man.. look on the bright side.. your image just improved! lol

bernie · #5 11-04-2006, 03:09 PM

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This is a bummer, man.

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Hey, at least my AA held up! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

At least it wasn't like when I folded my Str8flush on the river when the 4th flush card came for a single bet knowing the bettor had a higher flush card...

Which was also done after taking a little break from the game.

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