Help settle the ultimate question

[ROADHEAD]

After a long night of drinking games the topic of sh*tting came up and after a little discussion a bet was made as to whether more people wipe after crapping while still sitting on the toilet (ie. leaning to one side) or standing up and wiping like a man, so OOT what do you do?

[Joshssj4v2]

I posted this a year ago and they immediately locked the thread. Personally, I don't wipe. I make a makeshift toilet paper diaper and plug it into my [censored] until I have to shower.

[dcasper70]

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I posted this a year ago and they immediately locked the thread. Personally, I don't wipe. I make a makeshift toilet paper diaper and plug it into my [censored] until I have to shower.

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explains your title...

[Farfenugen]

WTF is this stand up BS.

Do people really stand to wipe their ass?

[Bullet_Dodger]

Sit down like I do when I pee.

Standing up and whiping is gay.

[rjoefish]

People will look through the cracks to see your weenie if you stand up!

[Sephus]

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WTF is this sit down BS.

Do people really sit and wipe their ass?

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[goodsamaritan]

I used to only wipe standing up, then someone told me about wiping while sitting down and I tried it. I haven't wiped standing up since then. You just can't wipe as good when you're standing up. When you are sitting down your cheeks are spread more so you can get full wipeage.

[ROADHEAD]

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People will look through the cracks to see your weenie if you stand up!

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HAHA you goofy bastard lol that made me lol,
also I've never heard of the sit down method until last night this is all new news too me

[man]

sit, anything else is gross!