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Old 12-01-2006, 06:17 PM
P Chippa P Chippa is offline
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Default Man arrested for trying to shove his wife into an oven.

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So you're fighting with the old lady on Thanksgiving day right in front of your 5 children and you get pissed off enough to try to shove that bitch in the oven. I'm sure it's happened to all of us. When the cops come to arrest me though, I make it a point not get caught with my dope while hiding under the bed at my Mommy's house.
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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lol this is amazing
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:23 PM
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Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff's Office.

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If his name was Martin Luther, this might have worked.
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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I'm really glad that red states like Georgia have such great displays of family values like this, showing the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:26 PM
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I'm really glad that red states like Georgia have such great displays of family values like this, showing the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.

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joker - I don't think Mr. Jackson's brethren are voting Republican.
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
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lol this is awesome

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Old 12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
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I'm really glad that red states like Georgia have such great displays of family values like this, showing the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.

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lol. nice. im not sure ive seen a gay couple disaster in the news yet.

rj
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:28 PM
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I'm really glad that red states like Georgia have such great displays of family values like this, showing the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.

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joker - I don't think Mr. Jackson's brethren are voting.

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Old 12-01-2006, 06:29 PM
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Jackson and his 29-year-old wife and second cousin, who have been separated since July, have five children ranging in age from 1 to 13 years old,

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Old 12-01-2006, 06:30 PM
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I'm really glad that red states like Georgia have such great displays of family values like this, showing the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.

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lol. nice. im not sure ive seen a gay couple disaster in the news yet.

rj

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If thats not a trainwreck, I dont know what is.



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