life bad beat

[veganmav]

I live in a house with a bunch of other dudes.
I used up the rest of a dudes olive oil, he asks me to buy more, i agree.

Me and a friend walk 40 minutes to the grocery store, with one 20 dollar bill in my hand the whole way (since i dont have pockets, its rolled up in a ball in my hand).

We get there, we find olive oil, we go to the self checkout, and we have no 20 dollar bill.

I realize i probably dropped it, so I ask a guy who is working the self checkout area.

i tell him my story.
he says

"well i found a 20 on the ground right over there, and asked that black lady if it was hers, and she said it was so i gave it to her" we both look over at said black lady who is trying to fit the 20 into the self checkout money accepter, but its too wrinkled and wont accept it.

the guy asks her
"are you sure that is your 20?"

said black lady replies
"i have money! i dont need to lie"

dude says he can't help us.
I walk home 40 minutes, with mo money and no olive oil.

[neverforgetlol]

you don't have a car?

[Bob Sacamano]

Making a Harriet Tubman joke, snatching the twenty, and then dousing her in olive oil is absolutely the only play here.

[Bob Sacamano]

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you don't have a car?

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This is veganmav:

[veganmav]

I have a car, but at the time i thought walking would be nice.
I was wrong.

[Sponger.]

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I have a car, but at the time i thought walking would be nice.

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So you're like the only one in the world who thinks this?

[Bob Sacamano]

[veganmav]

I mean, i had been playing poker all day and i wanted to get some fresh air.

[waxie]

What was the race of the guy who pointed your towards the black lady? I feel like it's important for the story.

[veganmav]

he was your nromal white dude who is 40 year olds and life sucks cus he works at the grocery store