Poker is a JOPKE

[2+2 wannabe]

opponent is a massive LAG - I have 99

PRE-FLOP
tnguyenz calls $2, iwannabeme bets $4, arnaud85 folds, gurnard1 bets $5, tinuspro1 folds, tnguyenz calls $4, iwannabeme calls $2.

FLOP [board cards 4D,KH,2S ]
gurnard1 bets $2, tnguyenz folds, iwannabeme calls $2.

TURN [board cards 4D,KH,2S,3C ]
gurnard1 bets $4, iwannabeme calls $4.

RIVER [board cards 4D,KH,2S,3C,5H ]
gurnard1 bets $4, iwannabeme calls $4.

SHOWDOWN
gurnard1 shows [ 2H,6H ]
iwannabeme mucks cards [ 9D,9H ]
gurnard1 wins $38.

This is just rigged - I've got A8

ANTES/BLINDS
tinuspro1 posts blind ($1), tnguyenz posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
iwannabeme bets $4, arnaud85 folds, gurnard1 folds, tinuspro1 calls $3, tnguyenz folds.

FLOP [board cards AD,4S,8S ]
tinuspro1 checks, iwannabeme bets $2, tinuspro1 calls $2.

TURN [board cards AD,4S,8S,QC ]
tinuspro1 checks, iwannabeme bets $4, tinuspro1 bets $8, iwannabeme bets $8, tinuspro1 calls $4.

RIVER [board cards AD,4S,8S,QC,QS ]
tinuspro1 checks, iwannabeme checks.

SHOWDOWN
tinuspro1 shows [ 8C,QD ]
iwannabeme mucks cards [ 8H,AS ]
tinuspro1 wins $36.