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Old 09-29-2006, 08:55 PM
veganmav veganmav is offline
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Default beat braq and variance

Beat:

My mechanic got fired from the shop i took my car too.
He left and is never coming back.
he took my car with him.

braq: I don't care cus i make tons of money playin poker


variance: there will be no more poker monies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:56 PM
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Default Re: beat braq and variance

you're kidding right?
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:57 PM
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nope. i wish.

sadly, this is a true story
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:59 PM
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Default Re: beat braq and variance

I think I saw this episode on seinfeld
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:02 PM
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did you remember to take your golf clubs out of the car?
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:06 PM
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wasnt it john voights car anyways?
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:09 PM
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dude its a true story [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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holy [censored] cant you just report it stolen and get the coppers on that [censored]

he'll eventually end up drunk somewhere and get caught, i'm sure the average everyday mechanic isn't going to turn into a fugitive... he's probably just freaking out for a few days.
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:21 PM
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This happned 3 months ago.
I still haven't seen my car. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:47 PM
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Have I mentioned recently that online poker is legal in Canada? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to be Canadian.

regards,
Carl
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