flighty but hot secretary says dumb thing, how to maximize expectation

SilverLining1 · #1 09-14-2006, 02:35 PM

So the hot hispanic secretary is all flirty with me; most of the time, I have a good response. Today, she's been playing the "whiny flirt" angle of sorts, she keeps saying "I need legal advice" when I walk by. Any good responses? How do I maximize expectation here?

tehmatt · #2 09-14-2006, 02:37 PM

[censored] her?

grando · #3 09-14-2006, 02:41 PM

"I think I can help you out with the penal system"

grando · #4 09-14-2006, 02:41 PM

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[censored] her?

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also a good answer

SilverLining1 · #5 09-14-2006, 02:48 PM

Just as in poker, I almost always ignore the simplest and best solution.

Noo Yawk · #6 09-14-2006, 03:22 PM

Tell her your not of legal age yet, but you won't tell anyone if she doesn't.

crookedhat99 · #7 09-14-2006, 03:23 PM

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loool

DonkTilt · #8 09-14-2006, 03:31 PM

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hispanic secretary is all flirty with me; most of the time, I have a good response. Today, she's been playing the "whiny flirt" angle of sorts, she keeps saying "I need legal advice" when I walk by. Any good responses? How do I maximize expectation here?

[censored] her then Deport her

Hopey · #9 09-14-2006, 03:33 PM

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Should the OP make thrusting motions as he says this? Or does the statement stand up on its own without any additional visuals?

DonkTilt · #10 09-14-2006, 03:34 PM

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Should the OP make thrusting motions as he says this? Or does the statement stand up on its own without any additional visuals?

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Obv, Thrusting and gesturing towards his groin is +EV