BBV WORTHY CHAT

Triumph36 · #1 09-09-2006, 02:16 AM

Start off w/ a little backstory:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP ($3085.17)
Button ($985)
SB ($541.50)
BB ($1000)
Hero ($1195)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, MP raises to $45, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $40, BB calls $35.

Flop: ($135) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets $230, SB folds, BB raises to $600, MP raises $2810.17 (All-In), BB calls $355 (All-In).

Turn: ($4130.17) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4130.17) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $4130.17

Results in white below:
BB has Ad 9d (two pair, aces and nines).
MP has Kc 9c (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: MP wins $2085.17. BB wins $2045.

Guy w/ K9 starts whining about his bad luck - what were the odds he would lose, and some dummy TAG starts getting in the mix, telling him all the odds. I really hate when people do this - so I decided to have a little fun and distract him.

Donkey: blah blah whine whine whine
Professor: he was 40% to win
Donkey : u sure its 40% (for him to win that hand)?
Me : nah it's more like 25%
The 'Pro'fessor: lol WHAT
Me : [Professor] doesn't know what he's talking about
Donkey: i just think theres so many gamblers on this site not enough players
The 'Pro'fessor: OVERCARD AND FLUSH DRAW
Me : yea dude 25%
The 'Pro'fessor: OMG TRIUMPH UR OUT OF IT
Me : lol okay whatever
Me : you can take your poker books or whatever
The 'Pro'fessor: A FLUSH DRAW ALONE IS 35% there
The 'Pro'fessor: WITH AN OVERCARD ITS 40
The 'Pro'fessor: omfg triumph ur dumb
The 'Pro'fessor: 25 fkin percent lol
The 'Pro'fessor: what a clown
The 'Pro'fessor: if ur gonna interupt me at least be right
Other Player: wow percentages u guys talking about must be watching too much tv
Me : exactly i've watched all those shows and it's always 25%
The 'Pro'fessor: i do this for a living
The 'Pro'fessor: i think i know the odds
The 'Pro'fessor: lol i guarantee ur some poor as chump makin like 30k a year scrambling up a week of work money to play one table
Me : you can play more than one table?
Donkey: [censored] retard TAG, triumph is no chump
Me : so you play like 2 or 3
The 'Pro'fessor: i play 4-6
Me : i can't imagine playing 3
The 'Pro'fessor: he is if he interupts me with a completly wrong statement
Me: [sits out, ending session anyway] I'm scared to play with a pro - plus I'm tired from working my 30K a year job

Ah well, probably not worth the read - but maybe that retard will read this and realize it was him.

T-God · #2 09-09-2006, 02:20 AM

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The 'Pro'fessor: lol i guarantee ur some poor as chump makin like 30k a year scrambling up a week of work money to play one table

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LOL PROJECTIOWNED
 That's the sum of my psych major education btw 

Care to out the pro's screenname?

Triumph36 · #3 09-09-2006, 02:23 AM

yves outed him as a total [censored] in another BBV post, I think - he plays 5/10 and isn't very good.

He might've really owned me if he knew that I was Triumph from 2p2 and put on this act - but most poker players are too stupid to do something like that.

Chump Change · #4 09-09-2006, 02:23 AM

At... 5/10? Wow.

I'll read anything, but this was a good read.

T-God · #5 09-09-2006, 02:26 AM

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he plays 5/10 and isn't very good

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Ya, that norrows it down. Hook me up Triumph.

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if he knew that I was Triumph from 2p2

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But how would he figure it out?!?!?

The Velour Fog · #6 09-09-2006, 02:27 AM

haha, made me laugh. i can see the professor sitting at home cringing in his chair and shaking his fist towards the monitor while he's on a mission to educate the pokerworld.

p.s playing more than one table at a time is physically impossible d.s

DJ Sensei · #7 09-09-2006, 06:09 AM

yo i really want to know this dudes SN too.

I LOVE psuedo-berating other TAGs whilst sticking up for stupid fish.

fsuplayer · #8 09-09-2006, 09:15 AM

fo sho.

ahnuld · #9 09-09-2006, 09:28 AM

screen name, screen name

Triumph36 · #10 09-09-2006, 01:35 PM

All right, all right -

DaGoddfather

I believe he also slowrolled yves when yves pushed into him w/ bottom full and he had quads.

I just love morons like this who have to correct people about odds - kills me. One time there was a guy who wouldn't stop correcting this fish an hour after it happened - he just wouldn't stop arguing.